You'll love it. It's brilliant really. I'm just in a hate everything mood! It probably is as good and I'm just looking at it through rose-tinted spectacles!
Top 10 Tips for glastonbury.......
1) take your own drugs if you're that way inclined
2) Only buy your food from the vendors in the greenfields. They're the only ones who give you a good amount of food for your money I found and as most of them are vegan you're unlikely to get poisoned!
3) Don't bother on planning anything. It'll never happen (well not in my experience)
4) Bin Bags make brilliant Gaiters
5) putting bin bags on your feet to stop you getting mud up your legs turns any slope into a treacherous mudslide of death
6) you can survive on chai for 5 days if you're skint and the Hari Krishna's give out free food too!
7) Don't drink Burrow Hill Warm and Spicy cider for breakfast unless you want to become one of the lunatic class you see wandering around
It seems like a good idea when you wake up cold and damp but it will break all but the most hardened.
8) Toilets......follow the poo-pumping truck around at your peril, large jolts have been known to set off the 'blow' function. The long drop toilets are generally the cleanest and if you must use a portaloo make sure it's in the 10 minutes after they've been cleaned
9) Don't camp at the bottom of the site whatever you do! or near hedges! Even if it doesn't rain you don't want your tent to become a latrine!
10) Make sure you check out my mates band Babyhead. Brilliant energetic ska band!
