
...having to pay the troll to go over that bloody bridge.
What gets my Goat is my wife not letting me have a Goat Tree like in that otherwise silly advert.
I'ts not much to ask is it ? I just want my very own Goat Tree![]()

Ah but I might come along with the nasty chainsaw & cut it down![]()

I just want my very own Goat Tree![]()

Touch my Goat Tree & this will visit your legs :razz:
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That tiddly wee thing. We use them to clean our teeth with![]()
Thats an old oneThats the one I keep in my desk drawer for sharpening my pencils![]()

youse lot definately need to get a life lol its' not as if what we rite make's any diffrense to wot is being sed lol cos if u wnt to b seerious i mite go wher the'yre arn't so mny old frts lol
tlkl8r CU 2MORO lol
correction:
yoos lot deffo niid 2 get a lif lol its not like wot we rite makz ne diff 2 wot gets sed init lol cos if u wont 2 b serius i mite go were der aint so mene old frts lol
tlkl8r CU 2MORO lol


correction:
yoos lot deffo niid 2 get a lif lol its not like wot we rite makz ne diff 2 wot gets sed init lol cos if u wont 2 b serius i mite go were der aint so mene old frts lol
tlkl8r CU 2MORO lol
1 hump or 2 ?

kids of today, who in most are ill mannered and think life owes them something


Has to be the text speak too, really annoys me! I even send all my messages in full english![]()

You sound like a grumpy old man![]()
Not yet but I am practising for my older age, then i can clip kids round the ear and curse them and tell them that it wasn't like that in my day and all the things old people do and say to p*** off the youth of today.... I can't wait...wot fun happy days!!!!!!
That really made me laugh as I'm getting like that already. Embarrassing to think that sometimes I just sound like my gran 
My little sister talks to me on msn in text speak.
Sometimes it takes me ages to work out what she is saying.
There will come a day when teenagers are no longer able to write a letter in proper English!!
God I sound like my mum.
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k m8 i do tht 2. txt spk rlly scks man i h8 it. rok on
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My little sister talks to me on msn in text speak.
Sometimes it takes me ages to work out what she is saying.
There will come a day when teenagers are no longer able to write a letter in proper English!!
God I sound like my mum.
A simple test to prove you belong to the text generation or not..
If you go to press a door bell do you use your finger or your thumb.
Teenagers are 99% more likely to use their thumb !
The older generation are more likely to use their finger !
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And i'm doing Civ Eng, I should be the one with no writing ability!
I just thump (or knock) the door, never use bells. What does that mean? :/