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GARGH! I Don't Like DONKEYS!
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If I put a rope around your neck, will you be
"Hung like a Donkey?"
You can thank me later
I thought donkeys were chucked off buildings, not gallows?? :shrug:
You called? 
Oh look, you've changed again..............oh dear that's not really what you wanted to say now was it?
That donkey is a bit cute but they are such arses!! My father in law was once cleaning his donkey's hoof and it kicked him. He picked himself up and booted it back! Don't know who was most irascible him or the donkey!
Oh look, you've changed again..............oh dear that's not really what you wanted to say now was it?
That donkey is a bit cute but they are such arses!! My father in law was once cleaning his donkey's hoof and it kicked him. He picked himself up and booted it back! Don't know who was most irascible him or the donkey!
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Thank you with my donkey foot I shall!
Nooo I DONT wanna be chucked off of TP TowersI thought donkeys were chucked off buildings, not gallows??
How comes Ali gets an awesome name? Huh huh!
You called?
Oh look, you've changed again..............oh dear that's not really what you wanted to say now was it?
That donkey is a bit cute but they are such arses!! My father in law was once cleaning his donkey's hoof and it kicked him. He picked himself up and booted it back! Don't know who was most irascible him or the donkey!
This Donkey is going to be doing some Ass kicking around here sooooon!
Thanks SIMON! George .... are you open to bribes?!!?hee haw hee haw hee haw
THANKS YV!! I STUCK UP FOR YOU EARLIER WITH ED!!!! Of all the staff I thought you would be the least likely to rub it in!! Green username = big kids!!
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CHRIST! I cant keep up with the Pro Donkey People!!
HARDYBLOOOOMINHAAARRHAAARR!
All has become clear now - I bet that you guys in TP Towers Green Room did all this to Fracster and Arkady in the early days and now they are broken men with a jaded outlook on the world...
Frac - I can totally see why you would be mad with the world
Rob - I can totally see why you signed up - To go blow Sh** up on Salisbury Plane to vent the anger and unleash the fury from TP Management Bullying!
He had better bloomin NOT be. Ali I expect your full support for the Matt's Awesome New Usertitle Campaign - It SHALL be MR FEELGOOD - for all the cheeriness I grace upon TP!
HARDYBLOOOOMINHAAARRHAAARR!
All has become clear now - I bet that you guys in TP Towers Green Room did all this to Fracster and Arkady in the early days and now they are broken men with a jaded outlook on the world...
Frac - I can totally see why you would be mad with the world
Rob - I can totally see why you signed up - To go blow Sh** up on Salisbury Plane to vent the anger and unleash the fury from TP Management Bullying!
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Ooo 'tis fighting talk is that
I can see another spam thread in the offing
Can you make spam outta donkeys :shrug:
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Ooo 'tis fighting talk is that
I can see another spam thread in the offing
Can you make spam outta donkeys :shrug:
To do that we need a tame Mod to unlock it all the time... Volunteers please PM me and Cobra with your FULL CV and pricelist.
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But Matt, donkeys are soooooo cute. Always said if I ever won the lottery, I would keep rescued donkeys
Yv - Rescue ME please!!! Marcel keeps kicking me!!
And a q - who EXACTLY has the power (muwahahahaha) to change Usernames? Just so I know who is going to be waking up next to a horses head?!
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Thats why I will never be a mod 'Cause I would unlock all the "crap"
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Thats why I will never be a mod 'Cause I would unlock all the "crap"
We could just keep you chained to the radiator in the staff room. I think Marcel allows pets.
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I would rescue you, but I haven't yet had a winning ticket and only those Admin types have the power. Have a carrot instead
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See what you've done now Matt? You've upset one of our members!
Well thats a damn sight less than you have
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Well thats a damn sight less than you have
Nah, upsetting you doesn't count, that's a recognised sporting activity round here.
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Nah, upsetting you doesn't count, that's a recognised sporting activity round here.
He is right, we even have a league table for it pinned on the notice board on the staff room.
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Good point well presentedNah, upsetting you doesn't count, that's a recognised sporting activity round here.
Now I am offended after everything I said \/
Pretty AND kind to animals I think I am falling in love
( but only if Mr Yv is not reading this of course
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