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Old, but Funny.
A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided
to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold,
dark waters off Gunwharf Quay.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young
sailor noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not
thinking of jumping, are you babes?" he asked.
"Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back
from the edge. "Look, nothing's worth that.
I'll tell you what - I'm sailing off for Australia
tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a
new life over there ? I'll set you up in one of the
lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night
and I'll look after you, if you look after me if you
know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that
you won't be found."
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the
sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3
weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing
food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a
routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled
back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an
explanation.
The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to
Australia. One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me
up in here and brings me food and water every night
......... and he's screwing me."
The captain stared at her for a moment before replying
"He certainly is, love. This is the Isle of Wight
Ferry."
A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided
to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold,
dark waters off Gunwharf Quay.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young
sailor noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not
thinking of jumping, are you babes?" he asked.
"Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back
from the edge. "Look, nothing's worth that.
I'll tell you what - I'm sailing off for Australia
tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a
new life over there ? I'll set you up in one of the
lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night
and I'll look after you, if you look after me if you
know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that
you won't be found."
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the
sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3
weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing
food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a
routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled
back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an
explanation.
The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to
Australia. One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me
up in here and brings me food and water every night
......... and he's screwing me."
The captain stared at her for a moment before replying
"He certainly is, love. This is the Isle of Wight
Ferry."
