Funeral Photography

if you specialised in crematoria you could call the business 'done in a flash'
 
. However, there was a time and place for it .

indeed - which on a forum translates to banter threads in OOF, not on serious threads elsewhere , how dare the... no wait
 
I really don't have a problem with that. But I've heard them all before - and far worse !

I remember my oldest brother...a fireman...referring to a car crash victim as Jack....because he was holding the car up.
 
I remember my oldest brother...a fireman...referring to a car crash victim as Jack....because he was holding the car up.
Is he related to the bloke with a spade embedded in his head.... Doug?
 
I remember my oldest brother...a fireman...referring to a car crash victim as Jack....because he was holding the car up.

My mate Warren

A rabbit killed him.

What made it worse - it was just a night 'out' not a night 'out out'
 
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My mate Warren

A rabbit killed him.

What made it worse - it was just a night 'out' not a night 'out out'

I got thrown out of Tesco once , the till girl had this note on her breast which said 'pat', apparently it wasn't an instruction
 
I got thrown out of Tesco once , the till girl had this note on her breast which said 'pat', apparently it wasn't an instruction
You're wasted here. You should be on Dave Lee Travis's defence team.
 
You're wasted here. You should be on Dave Lee Travis's defence team.

that vwas all a harmless misunderstanding, he thought his job description said Dick Jockey
 

Just when I thought that link couldn't get any weirder, I read the last paragraph :runaway:
Have we still got any wedding togs in this thread?

But in Thailand, one man has surpassed even the Puerto Ricans. Chadil Deffy wed his girlfriend AFTER she was died in a car accident.

He had her dressed for the occasion in a wedding gown.
 
Just read the joke and thought it was dead funny.

Of course, I drew the line at doing a doodle based on it, even though an idea did spring to mind.
 
tried it once and warned it was a grave offence
 
Smiled at post 1

But....

Sudden thought....

Funeral Photography takes off.....

Practical Photography dedicates 8 pages of notes on how to 'shoot' a funeral and .....

TP classified has ads (a la 'baby bonnets and hats') for Funeral Hats and Caps and other props.........

That thought will nag me during my long night......

Er

Classified section.... " The last set sold on here for £25 so I think your asking too much at £35
...."

I am going for a large Scotch.....
 
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