Fuel price jokes

[Glitter]

Sore subject for us all I image... I recd these today and thought I would share...

 

[digitalmaniac]

I just changed my driving schoolcar from a 1.6 focus to a 1.4 mini.

WOW ive got fuel left at the end of the day

 

[Joe T]

Like the security van one!

 

[kevin_c]

Mmmm, I own a 4x4 2.5 litre turbo diesel pick-up and a 7.5 ton horse lorry, maybe I should get a little corsa or something...

 

[wez130]

i got sent a good one by text the other day.

BBc have reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at their pumps so you can see someone else getting F@%*ed at the same time as you.

 

[Ewan]

Very funny! Will show them to my dad. He's got a VW polo (the old kind..), goes for ages without filling up, really notice the difference in a big car.

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[wack61]

glad I sold my 4.0 Jaguar 6 months ago,I bet the new owner is homeless by now

 

[Gandhi]

*whistles*

Nah, I didn't just buy a 2.5l Bmw.

I'm going to do my CBT soon though so I can get a little 125 for work around town

 

[Just Dave]

 

[tigerimages]

I just changed my driving schoolcar from a 1.6 focus to a 1.4 mini.

Driving schoolcar? Why didn't you change it to a pushbike and get your kid to cycle to school?

 

[NathanJT]

I think they mean a car used for a driving school maybe?

 

[tigerimages]

Ah well, switch that to a pushbike too. They'll be doing the learners a favour!

 

[NathanJT]

With stabilisers?

 

[Ladybird]

(I have seriously changed my driving to save on fuel! 65 max and try and follow a lorry or something, It works!)

 

[Alison]