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>>>>> (((RING))))
>>>>> ((RING))))
>>>>>
>>>>> **Pick Up**
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hello?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
>>>>>
>>>>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle
>>>>> Paul"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now"
>>>>>
>>>>> ** Brief Pause**
>>>>>
>>>>> "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down
>on
>>>>> the
>>>>> table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door,and shout to
Mommy
>>>>> that
>>>>> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>>>>
>>>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>>>>
>>>>> "I did it Daddy"
>>>>>
>>>>> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on
>and
>>>>> ran
>>>>> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,hit her head on
the
>>>>> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
scared
>>>>> and
>>>>> he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But
I
>>>>> guess
>>>>> he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it.
>He
>>>>> hit
>>>>> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>>>>
>>>>> **Long Pause***
>>>>>
>>>>> ***Longer Pause**
>>>>>
>>>>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731??
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ((RING))))
>>>>>
>>>>> **Pick Up**
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hello?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
>>>>>
>>>>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle
>>>>> Paul"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now"
>>>>>
>>>>> ** Brief Pause**
>>>>>
>>>>> "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down
>on
>>>>> the
>>>>> table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door,and shout to
Mommy
>>>>> that
>>>>> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>>>>
>>>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>>>>
>>>>> "I did it Daddy"
>>>>>
>>>>> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on
>and
>>>>> ran
>>>>> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,hit her head on
the
>>>>> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
scared
>>>>> and
>>>>> he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But
I
>>>>> guess
>>>>> he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it.
>He
>>>>> hit
>>>>> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>>>>
>>>>> **Long Pause***
>>>>>
>>>>> ***Longer Pause**
>>>>>
>>>>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731??
>>>>>
>>>>>
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