Flatulence

That could never happen, next door don't have a baby.
 
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The sound proofing in our flat is so bad, you could probably do it with a stealthy one.
 
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Some people suffer from flatulence. Others enjoy it! :D
 
Nod said:
Some people suffer from flatulence. Others enjoy it! :D
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It's better for you to break wind than to keep it bottled up. Especially if you have diverticulosis since the excess pressure can escalate it to diverticulitis which is less fun than farting!
 
DorsetDude said:
The slackness of a mans sphincter is his own private kingdom. I shall defend it with my life.
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Good for you!!
I applaud such pride.
I do, however BEG YOU to forever keep secret the reason it became so slack in the first place. o_O
 
Loud farting is fantastic and perfectly natural :-)

I do in the comfort of my own home make em as big as I can
 
DorsetDude said:
Has anyone ever broken wind so loudly they've woken up next doors baby and started it crying? :banana:

Sorry for lowering the tone slightly.
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Nice one :thumbs:

I'm not sure about loud, but I can tell you that I felt for the chambermaid this morning after the curry I had last night. That room was pretty full and the window didn't really open.
 
Was there not a man in music hall days who rejoiced in the name Monsieur Le Petomane. Quite the musician by all accounts due to his flatulence on tap and amazing "control"

And in answer to the question, no.
 
dejongj said:
Nice one (y)

I'm not sure about loud, but I can tell you that I felt for the chambermaid this morning after the curry I had last night. That room was pretty full and the window didn't really open.
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Am I the only one who misread the "for" as "up" in JP's post?

Box Brownie said:
Was there not a man in music hall days who rejoiced in the name Monsieur Le Petomane. Quite the musician by all accounts due to his flatulence on tap and amazing "control"

And in answer to the question, no.
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In answer to your question, yes there was. Played by Leonard Rossiter in a film of the same name IIRC. Came to a sticky end of his career - seems that Victoria(ns) were not as amused by sharting as they were by farting.
 
Flatulence was responsible for one of the cinema's most memorable scenes (with some help from Mel Brookes)
 
I once did a particularly loud "trump" one morning about 6, and distinctly heard a "pardon" from next door in the adjacent loo, which cause me to break out laughing, and then emit a few encores.
 
No but my left nut is still in Holland from the last high BG windathon that had carers alternately laughing themselves senseless and running for cover, the dog running out whimpering and my brother telling me he'll come back when I've tamed that b****r.
 
this thread is full of hot air and crap
 
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