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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take
advantage of the British government's 'Work for
your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
management team as most races are won and lost in the pits,
giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the
crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse
pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds
but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a
bag of weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the
shower!
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take
advantage of the British government's 'Work for
your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
management team as most races are won and lost in the pits,
giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the
crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse
pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds
but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a
bag of weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the
shower!
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