John Cooper Clarke, a poetical genius...........
Like a Night Club in the morning, youre the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected ****-house, youre clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrows
are lousy coz of you.
You put the **** in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
Youre certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.
Youre like a dose of scabies,
Ive got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
Id consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
Youve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
youre no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptives face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
Youre heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna ****.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They cant find a good word for you,
but I can...
****.
Beasley Street is good as well,amongst others.