Favorite words or sayings....

kelack said:
I've heard the fart in a crowded lift but not the space suit. Made me giggle

My husband's favourite word is the c word followed by monkey. He says his job title is chief ****monkey :lol:
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I hate the c word but that really did make me laugh out loud :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
I hate the c word but that really did make me laugh out loud :lol:
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Me too :lol:

I do love the opportunity to refer to someone as a complete b*****d though :lol:
 
boyfalldown said:
Literally it means god willing. It's hard to directly translate its use but what will be will be is the best I can think of. Probably why it drives Ruth mad.

Wankplanet is another great one, but it will never get past the swear filter
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it did so marcy will be kicking your arse shortly

Insha allah is generally like manana but without the urgency :lol:

its pretty much a standard excuse for not doing anything - oh i'll do it if god wills ... I can see why it would drive Ruth nuts

My team tell me i'm guilty of management speak and becoming more so

" Let me test this with you.. at the end of the day, when the chips are down, and all is said and done, its key, not to say pivotal that we really engage with every stakeholder "

the other day I used the phrase 'horizon scanning' without irony :runaway:
 
big soft moose said:
it did so marcy will be kicking your arse shortly

Insha allah is generally like manana but without the urgency :lol:

its pretty much a standard excuse for not doing anything - oh i'll do it if god wills ... I can see why it would drive Ruth nuts

My team tell me i'm guilty of management speak and becoming more so

" Let me test this with you.. at the end of the day, when the chips are down, and all is said and done, its key, not to say pivotal that we really engage with every stakeholder "

the other day I used the phrase 'horizon scanning' without irony :runaway:
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Oh you really need taking out back and shooting :lol:
 
oi - if she shoots me you'll be bereft with no one to make special sandwiches for :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
oi - if she shoots me you'll be bereft with no one to make special sandwiches for :lol:
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Hmm let me see....
Violence/sandwiches
Sandwiches/violence
I'm just not sure sandwiches are exciting enough... Compared to a little abuse :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Hmm let me see....
Violence/sandwiches
Sandwiches/violence
I'm just not sure sandwiches are exciting enough... Compared to a little abuse :lol:
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High five T. :D
 
I use: Unlucky Kentucky MotherF uckie a lot ... For anyone who has a bit of bad luck!
 
I bet I get some Barry White for getting pass the swear filter
 
boyfalldown said:
Literally it means god willing. It's hard to directly translate its use but what will be will be is the best I can think of. Probably why it drives Ruth mad.
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It's also the origin of the common Spanish word/expression "ojalá".
 
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****wit [/COLOR]is a great adjective........:D

And werry werry norty :p
Bye bye norty word :p
 
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Hahaha. Fracster puts the same first word his gets through mine doesn't. How many jaffas cakes did you bribe to get the swear filter turned off.
 
I think that "****wittery" is very descriptive......



Heather
 
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Davec223 said:
Hahaha. Fracster puts the same first word his gets through mine doesn't. How many jaffas cakes did you bribe to get the swear filter turned off.
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There's the makings of a new TP game right there :)
 
Ricardodaforce said:
It's also the origin of the common Spanish word/expression "ojalá".
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Fantastic.

I also like the "masallah" variant you see on just about every Istanbul taxi. Means "you're in god's hands now". Certainly feels like you're taking your life in your hands every time you get in one.
 
fracster said:
****wit is a great adjective........:D
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I sincerely hope that this post is still here in the morning!

Although I actually prefer it as Wuckfit! :D
 
fracster said:
****wit is a great adjective........:D
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You would be the one to know that :thumbs:

About as useful as a handbrake on a canoe.

Scrivens!! :suspect:
 
ZoneV said:
"Seen more life in a butcher's window/tramps underpants."
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Ive got the Stereophonics "More life in a tramps vest" going in my head now. Which isnt all bad I Suppose. Might dig it out for a play.

Anyway, Im sure you all wanted to know that, er, :exit:
 
A couple of derogatory ones that raise a smile but are a bit too faux-macho to use in the wild.

<male bird>womble.
<male ejaculate>trumpet.
 
a serious incident can be referred to as a f***pig... Something marginally less serious can be a f***piglet.
 
Not a funny one but....

extraordinary :thinking:

Isn't it the very opposite ?
 
I've always found nobjockey to be a rather satisfying one-word insult. :D
 
****puppet
As much use as a marzipan dildo
Borked/mullered
 
Favourite word is arse. It can be used in so many ways. Bell end is another in regular use.

Arse like a monument is probably my favourite phrase. Or face like a badger's arse depending on which end of a person you are insulting :)
 
One of my dads favorites as well was " you have a face like a wet weekend" if anyone was grumpy/miserable:eek:
 
All of those have just been used by me in the last 10 minutes in quick succession. I feel much better now :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
One of my dads favorites as well was " you have a face like a wet weekend" if anyone was grumpy/miserable:eek:
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My Dad said that to me the other day :lol:
 
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