Fat middle aged blokes in 3/4 length trousers

Carter64 said:
If you've ever shared a home with teenagers, you'd know they never use the washing basket. It's what bedroom floors are for!
My son (20) keeps trying to get me to dress younger than I do, whatever that means. He does, however, refuse to be seen with me in town shopping if I wear shorts of any sort, despite me not fitting into the first category of the thread title.
Click to expand...

Still got a few years left for the terrible teens - thats why I love my flip-flop croc things. Lego hurts !!!
 
yoby said:
Surrounded as I was by larger ladies in leggings and flip flops, cankles and bingo wings glistening in the rain and flapping vigorously in the wind, I realised that the whole getting dressed thing is a minefield for anyone over 8 - not just middle aged blokes.
Click to expand...

Seeing as you've brought up the subject of ladies, I think there are far more disasters to be found there. I still don't understand the wearing a dress or skirt with jeans or leggings, is that the female version of wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt?
On the subject of leggings, I've seen several ladies (late teen/ early 20's) walking around with their backsides on display because the material is way to thin. Is that by design?:thinking:
 
yoby said:
Lol Trinny and Suzanna are welcome to catch me, not so sure about Gok though.
Pretty sure the nations not ready for me to look good naked lol
Click to expand...


:thinking: Dont think that Bluewater/Lakeside would allow large picture's of a naked man in their hall's somehow :p

but saying that thou it would be the only time that our brown stained undies would see the light of day on a washing line :lol:
 
Large pictures of naked men in Lakeside and Bluewater gets my vote!! :lol:
 
Trig's said:
:thinking: Dont think that Bluewater/Lakeside would allow large picture's of a naked man in their hall's somehow :p
Click to expand...
Lakeside might allow it. Let's face it they've let Jordan/Katie Price in for book signings on more than one occasion.:gag: So they can't be that fussy.
 
:suspect:Tori,
Is that right or did you mean (in keeping with the thread)

Pictures of large naked men.................

That could never be a good thing. Ever.


@Neil - Think Leggings ! They're definitely not that fussy
 
Oh and apparently it is NOT acceptable to leave the house like this..... (debated about posting this but for every other thread on the forum the adage - "This thread is useless without photos" is wheeled out time and time again - Interestingly, not once in the three pages here, has that been mentioned yet :D:D)


Not going out like that by DaveFrost, on Flickr

Decided that I.... must..... stop...... visiting..... this..... thread......

(please excuse the quality of this photograph, It was taken under extreme pressure as a) there was a mirror involved and b) I was being shouted at from downstairs at the time).....
 
Last edited:
Tori said:
LOL! Oh dear...
Click to expand...

Erm, I'm assuming that's a shocked, stunned and totally gobsmacked Oh dear? I honestly thought I looked fine - Was a vast improvement on my original attire. And anyhow, It's not like we were going anywhere important or anything, just out......... :razz:

Edit - On reflection I suppose I could work on the pose a bit......
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top