Farting bike noises

[Matt Sayle]

Bloke goes to the doctors, and says

"doc, every time i fart, it makes a motorcycle noise"

" what, you mean vroom vroom?"

"no let me show you"

Proceeds to drop his strides and cuts one. it goes HONDA

doctor says

"thats unusual, do you mind if i examin you?"

"no, go ahead"

doc examins the guy, sits back down and says

"Ah yes i know what the problem is, you have an absess in your bottom thats acting like a reed valve in a woodwind instrument, are you following me?

"no can you explain it in laymans terms please"

"yep, you are living proof of the phrase absess makes the fart go honda"

 

[Cobra]

:bang::bang::bang:
Isn't past your bed time Matt?

 

[ChrisMClark]

where's my cricket bat?....you're for it MAtt. That's crap

 

[Yantorsen]

:/

 

[Ally]

:nono: :shake:

 

[hepburn]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

isn't there something against this travesty in the :rules:?

 

[ChrisMClark]

Rule 153a
Under no circumstances is Matt Sayle permitted to post any so called 'joke' without first applying for wriotten consent from the forum owners, all moderators, and all members.

Can't argue with that, Matt





Sorry mate

 

[Marc]

OK, who told him where we hid his joke book? (I knew we should have burnt it!

 

[Jaco]

I know you need keep post count going buuuuuuuuuttttttt naw

 

[Matt Sayle]

Glad you all liked it

@ Chris.

 

[Marc]

I know you need keep post count going buuuuuuuuuttttttt naw

Doesn't even do that Posts don't count in OOF.

 

[Matt Sayle]

Doesn't even do that Posts don't count in OOF.

I know that

 

[Marc]

I know that

I know you know that!

 

[Matt Sayle]

I know you know that!

Christ, imagine my post count if OOF did count

 

[Marc]

Christ, imagine my post count if OOF did count

Actually, probably 60% of your post count is from when they did!