Fake photographers really bug me….

:lol: I love the CSI's and have a good laugh at the Vegas one when they're photographing the crime scene with Nikon point&shoots, whichever Nikon is trying to sell that series. It's 'oh look' Flash then pick up the weapon with pinky and thumb :lol:

It always seems to me that CSI folk use Nikon 3x 's or at least 300's IMHO?

Always has a ring flash on though no matter what the situation which is fun as the flash goes off as they snap a tyre track in the Las Vegas desert at noon!! - and they never have the lights on in hotel rooms - so are always shooting in the dark.

And their pics never need any post processing!!!

and.....and......and......(blows up):bang:
 
Aaah. This thread has caused me to come out of my lurking shell since I work in the film/tv industry, in the art department, and have had experience with this myself.

Recently we've been filming a number of scenes involving a larger number of 'journalists' - as well as a couple of scenes comming up in the new year of press conferences where we will be having 40 or so extras with potentially just as many cameras involved.

In the scenes we've filmed, and those to come, a fair number of our extras should hopefully be turning up with their own kit - which ranges from fairly decent SLR's to bridge cameras. When we can we will swap out their bridge's and give them a better SLR. However we are of course restricted in what we can actually hand out ourselves quite simply due to cost. To hire out a large number of decent (looking) photographic equipment (including TV cameras), proper lenses and all that, is a huge amount of money we generally just can't afford. So basically if it looks right, at a distance, we have to get away with what we can, and hopefully put a few of the 'better looking' props in the foreground, if we can... And then usually they will film a scene and some extra, who has no idea really, will indeed end up right in front of the camera with their 300 2.8 2 inches from the person they are photographing.. :| sometimes it just can't be helped and alot of the time the AD's arn't going to be paying attention to that sort of detail
and especially if they are not into photography themselves - they wouldn't know!

When it comes to the extras not holding the camera right and not 'acting' correctly, well ive seen it and :bang: . Unfortunatly its been scenes where I havn't been on set at the time so can't really change anything - and even then its more the AD's responsibility - if they knew what to look for.

Yeah sometimes there might be a stills photographer about - but its not their job to go charging in ordering the S/A's or actors about; everyones usually worrying, or looking at, the bigger picture. Half the time extras have no idea what their doing anyway :lol:

Its just generally one of those things that can get overlooked very easily what with the hectic-ness of filming and everything else.

Which is fair enough and understandable - BUT the filmmakers will spend a fortune on clothes, costumes and vehicles to make sure they are right. I suppose its just assumed that photographers (who are as anal as we are) are so few in number it doesn't matter!
 
Mmmmm. A real eye opener guys. Dont get too worked up about it, you never know where it will lead to :)

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is there a special amount of care at 3.1415926535/Pi that it is marked on that careometer. lol

being a muslim i get annoyed how muslims are depicted in films. often there scenes where muslims are shown to be praying and it is not even remotely factual or correct.

similar to the computer hacking one, i like the wireless bank transfer one, where one account is depleted in a countdown manner and another is increased simultaneously.
 
I love the fact that DEXTER MORGAN shoots with a Nikon, I have always felt they do an alright job of his photography scenes, I mean it's clearly false, but not to an extent which bothers me :D He is seen with the camera quite a lot, it's fairly central to his job as blood splatter analyst...

BTW - He is one badass mofo.

Gary.

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Have you noticed that if the bad guy in Dexter is a photographer he shoots Canon? :naughty:

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I love the fact that DEXTER MORGAN shoots with a Nikon, I have always felt they do an alright job of his photography scenes, I mean it's clearly false, but not to an extent which bothers me :D He is seen with the camera quite a lot, it's fairly central to his job as blood splatter analyst...

BTW - He is one badass mofo.

Gary.

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PLEASE!!!!! guys and girls...get the terminology correct. So maybe you don't know but it is blood stain pattern analysis...of which spatter is only one of many forms.
 
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Have you noticed that if the bad guy in Dexter is a photographer he shoots Canon? :naughty:

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Tecnically-speaking, Dexter is the Bad Guy - he is a Serial-Killer, after all...lol
I reckon that it's the Dorky-bad guys that use Canon and the serious-Steely-Eyed-Dealers-of-Death who use Nikon...:naughty:
 
Tecnically-speaking, Dexter is the Bad Guy - he is a Serial-Killer, after all...lol
I reckon that it's the Dorky-bad guys that use Canon and the serious-Steely-Eyed-Dealers-of-Death who use Nikon...:naughty:


Iirc the guy with the white lens was (playing) a paedophile :lol:
 
Have you noticed that if the bad guy in Dexter is a photographer he shoots Canon? :naughty:
It's nice to see some shows doing their best to parallel real life. ;)

Tecnically-speaking, Dexter is the Bad Guy - he is a Serial-Killer, after all...lol
Right, but he's using Nikon so he can convince everybody he's really a good guy. ;)
 
I've just had a couple of pieces of toast. Now I might have a bit of a sit down.
 
Just the other night on Deadenders, there was a prime example – a gent in the background at the Asian party. He was staring gormlessly into space, with the camera neither at his eye, nor out of the way so he could see what he was likely to shoot. Both hands holding the camera body, with not a clue how to operate the camera, or how to act with it.

I made the exact same comment to the missus :lol: The older Asian gentleman in the turban was at one point looking through the flash and had no idea what he was doing with the camera.
 
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