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That's a bunch more idiots who spam me with facile bull**** excised from my friends list.

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Who gives a ****?



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Wow.. profound.... and here's me thinking all I have to do is sit on my ass.



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How about switching off your ****ing computer then so you'll A) Help to save the planet, and B) Stop making Zuckerberg even richer! ...and of course, stop p***ing people off with your inane, vacuous bull****!



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I'll make my own meme like this I think... "What are you going annoy and alienate your friends with today"? Think it will catch on?




And I save a special place of disdain in my heart for the emotional blackmail Facebook posts....

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So if I don't share this fatuous crap I'm not proud of my daughter? **** off!



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**** you!!... just because I won't share your empty, inane gesture, I have no respect for the armed forces that fight for my liberty? [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER]!. I give to charities that support people directly, not post insipid clag-nuggets of desperate horse**** on social media... and NO... I didn't turn my ****ing lights off at 23:00 either.. because it will actually help no one. That doesn't mean I don't care.


If you post this kind of crap on Facebook... **** you. Get a life. No one cares about your inconsiderable opinions.
 
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Social networking - best done down the pub, preferable with a pool table and football on the TV.
 
As above but without the football!
 
Speaking as an agoraphobe, Facebook is quite a saving grace for me - but I do know what you mean about those "what colour are you?", "what kind of dog are you"' etc type quizzes. Buzzfeed.com is the Spawn of Satan, however, what REALLY grated me was how my newsfeed got jammed packed full of Bitstrips. Thankfully, I have been able to block that app and it seems to have done the trick (I think the fad has died off now, anyway).
Mind you, on the other hand, it was also through Facebook that I discovered those "rage face" type memes cartoons and I have become a fan of those as some of them are genuinely funny.
 
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I too am inundated by these things from my so called "friends" ... so just out of interest I've done a few of them ( .... I know ... I need to get out more ... !)

Thus I have discovered that, my real age is 16, I should visit Venice, I need to move to a farmhouse and I'm both Julie Andrews and Princess Leia ... apparently .... :confused: Any more of this and i'll need to se a therapist ...
 
I too am inundated by these things from my so called "friends" ... ...

If they're "so called friends", why are they on a friends list? Seems daft to me. :thinking:
 
and NO... I didn't turn my ****ing lights off at 23:00 either.. because it will actually help no one. That doesn't mean I don't care.

Same here. It was a pointless gesture. I bet that no one who did it also turned off their TV, computer, fridge, etc.

The most ridiculous things I have seen are e.g. "Name a city which starts with the letter A - 99% will fail".

What does that mean? 99 out of 100 people who post a city name will post one which starts with a different letter? Nonsense!!


Steve.
 
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Same here. It was a pointless gesture. I bet that no one who did it also turned off their TV, computer, fridge, etc.


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Even if they did... still pointless. I don't need to make empty gestures to let other people I don't really care about know that I care. I know that I care, even if I switched ON all my lights.
 
I had a phone call from a "friend" the other day, asking me if I had "unfriended" them or something. First off, I regarded this as very strange behaviour, from an adult, particularly as I hadn't seen them for about six months (they live a fair distance away, and we don't keep in touch as regularly as we used to).
On further investigation it seems that I hadn't "liked" them wishing me happy birthday on Fbook a couple of months ago. I explained that the last time I used Fbook was a couple of years ago, and that I do not take part in the inane rubbish which goes on in that "virtual World" of "friends".
I cannot remember the last time I posted a comment on Fbook, but I do know the reason why I don't go on there any more. It is because I do not wish to be bothered by people telling me it is raining, or they dropped some milk on the carpet, or their baby threw up on them.
But most of all, it is all the reasons in the OP.
 
Feel your pain. Except on my list its siblings doing it and if you unfriend them.... I think there is a "hide news feed" thing as well but then I wouldnt get to see the latest photo of their baby uploaded every ten minutes with "great pic" comments on underexposed shots with house plants growing out of their head would I? Hang on.... this is win/win....
 
Isn't Facebook that internet thing for people who don't have any real friends?

Only in the opinion of self righteous people who don't use it and consider that fact as a sense of superiority.

The reality is that Facebook is as good or as bad and as trivial or as relevant as you want it to be. You just tailor it to suit your needs.

I communicate more via Facebook now than I do with e-mail and I have stopped all of the stupid game requests, etc.


Steve.
 
If they're "so called friends", why are they on a friends list? Seems daft to me. :thinking:

Looking at my friends list and I have loads of friends it seems, no idea who most of them are. No idea how or why I added them ! Looks like a clear up is needed!
 
Nothing ironic. I don't care about their opinions... I care about having to see it when I don't care.

And yet you pop on here, post a fishwife hissy-fit about it and expect everyone else to give a toss.
Priceless :lol:
 
I don't expect anything. Writing it made me feel better. Simple as that: I'm unconcerned about what you think.
 
Only in the opinion of self righteous people who don't use it and consider that fact as a sense of superiority.

The reality is that Facebook is as good or as bad and as trivial or as relevant as you want it to be. You just tailor it to suit your needs.
I communicate more via Facebook now than I do with e-mail and I have stopped all of the stupid game requests, etc.
Steve.

When I post on facebook so called friends rarely reply, opting instead for simply clicking like! I get more replies to my posts on here, and still some likes. I wonder how many replies VS likes I will get for this post ? :rolleyes:
 
And sending total tripe via facebook possibly makes them feel better.
Get over it...sheesh.
 
And sending total tripe via facebook possibly makes them feel better.
Get over it...sheesh.

Then get over me.. easy enough is it not? :) ....sheesh!
 
Only in the opinion of self righteous people who don't use it and consider that fact as a sense of superiority.

The reality is that Facebook is as good or as bad and as trivial or as relevant as you want it to be. You just tailor it to suit your needs.

I communicate more via Facebook now than I do with e-mail and I have stopped all of the stupid game requests, etc.


Steve.


Ah! but do you still speak to your neighbours, family and friends face to face or do you just Facebook them instead?
 
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