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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement
was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
Governments "Work For The Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the crew's
first practice session not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for a dozen
Carlsberg Export and 200 cigarettes.
was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
Governments "Work For The Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the crew's
first practice session not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for a dozen
Carlsberg Export and 200 cigarettes.
Would probably need a good dose of racism to bring it to Ilkeston standards though I guess 
