Epitaph

marky thats the sort of thread i would start... are you sure your not trying to be me :P
 
'I told you I was ill'.
 
"The spam just got too much for his worn out fingers"
 
Game over:lol:
 
lol least you could be buried in your thong marcel :P
 
'When you're told to keep your head and limbs in the car, bloody well do it!'
 
I think as Winston churchhill has on his. ;)

I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter
 
"Respawning in 20..19..18..."
 
Spike Milligan beat you to it ;)

Remembered just after I hit submit lol, still a good one though.

How about:

'Note to self: Inflammable really does mean flammable'
 
He came.

He saw.

He conquered conked out.
 
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If at first you don't succeed, don't attempt skydiving..............
 
I'd like an understated send off.

Maybe have the cancan played and performed before my airtight coffin is shot into space.

Nothing too over the top.
 
" i knew i shouldnt have undone the screws in marcels camera"
 
I remember reading the following in The Armada Book of Fun, many moons ago......

'Here lies John Bunn, who was killed by a gun

His name wasn't Bunn, but Wood

But Wood wouldn't rhyme with gun, and Bunn would'

:D
 
I`d adapt the Blackadder one.

Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he`s bloody annoyed...
 
Here lies an atheist
all dressed up
With no place to go..
 
I like the line in the film Private Bemjamin, to the mother of Benjamins husband that just died. She asked what his last words were and Goldie hawn's character answers 'I'm coming!' :nuts::lol:
 
'One good turn deserves another. So watch your back Nigel, you *******'
 
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