eBay feedback, What's the most ridiculous you have received?

mr_b0110x : Best ebay ratings giver ever. Fact.
 
Awww he used to have loads more than that. Not sure where theyve gone.

Googled for some classics from him

* Seller claimed to be vegetarian but was caught scoffing a big mac during sale.A+

* Item never received. Apart from that, perfect transaction.

* Item fired from 8" cannon, thro' the front of my house seconds after payment A++

* A++ USA SELLA. However I'm giving a 'protest neg' over illegal US-led Iraq war.

* Reply by mr_bo11ox: Any seller who can quite literally '****** ONIONS' is alright by me!!!!

* Reply by mr_bo11ox: Never met this guy, but his Mrs is quite fit. Thanks!
"GREAT SERVICE, but item was a bit ****** - info is already on www.speed-trap.co.uk
Reply by electroxide: Err I dont think so! This an 80 page book - not an advertising web site!
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Quote: 'Try to stay below the limit when driving in an unfamiliar area' - Useful"

* mr_bo11ox: If theres somethin strange in yo neighbo'hood, who ya gonna call? This guy obv.

* prompt payment thanks Seller chick400( 389) 14-Feb-04 19:27 2459934168
Reply by mr_bo11ox: You're welcome love. Fancy going out for a drink sometime?

* Excellent fast payment A+++++++++++++++
Reply by mr_bo11ox: 15 plus's, not bad eh? PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT.

* Reply by mr_bo11ox: Item delivered to my neighbours house - by 300lb Stinger missile! EXCELLENT!

* GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's).

* Only one word can accurately describe this seller: “YAH MO B THERE”!!

* He said 'Captain!' i said 'What'. He said 'Captain!' I said 'What?'
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox:
He said 'Captain!' I said 'What!!' He said 'Captain!'
I said 'WHAT D'YOU WANT!!'

* "Sold his car to me after I won it in an Ebay auction. Fair enough."
 
Not that I've received, but rather feedback I've left for others...

  • Consider this the best eBay feedback you've received EVER!!!

    [*]well packed and punctilious!

    [*]Fast! Very Fast!! You won't regret buying from this fine human being!!

    [*]Discreetly packaged, well-sealed; Wasn't expecting the shrunken head....

    [*]A+ SELLER, puppy arrived thirsty, but alive this time, thanks to the air holes!

    [*]Thank you for helping me continue my ongoing affair with the postwoman ;)
 
one i once left .......

Dispatched quicker than Hitlers tanks into poland

didn't go down very well
 
lmao
i know i'm shallow b ut mr_bo11ox is one of those people that makes the internet a better place :D

thanks Marcel
 
While I love his feedback (mr_b's) I wouldnt like to receive a neg from him 'just for the fun of it', that does ruin the whole system tbh.

Putting funny and innocent comments with a positive is perfectly fine IMO.
 
Sat here Reading mr b's feedback, it's so funny! But as you said I'd hate to recieve a negative just for a laff!
 
i think i did a whole lot of silly stuff, search for talkphotography in ebay and have a look see
 
CARLSBERG don't do eBuyers, BUT IF THEY DID - you are the ONE! Thank You

Most original one for me.
 
Left for me:

great transaction, fit wife, dodgy blockpaving.
 
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