Duck asks for room service.....

[Matt Sayle]

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

 

[Monkey]

ffs......

 

[Ian D J]

Oh gawd! Oh for duck's sake.


Good one though! In fact, I've nominated that as this week's Joke Of The Week (it's a personal thing for me).

 

[Matt Sayle]

Oh gawd! Oh for duck's sake.


Good one though! In fact, I've nominated that as this week's Joke Of The Week (it's a personal thing for me).

 

[GoLotus]

thats bad Matt, real bad

 

[Matt Sayle]

ffs......

thats bad Matt, real bad

You love it really

 

[minky_monkey]

That`s bloody excellent!

 

[Matt Sayle]

That`s bloody excellent!

 

[mattyh]

from me

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[danny87]

Made me chuckle

 

[mrgubby]

are peoples standards falling or is Matt improving :shrug:

 

[hepburn]

He's one joke post away from my ignore list now!

 

[surrealillusions]

i reckon he gets these jokes from google's widget thingy that you can customise on the google home page. This joke was on there only the other day.

Or..he gets them from the "joke book of the year - 1907BC"

 

[Marc]

Or..he gets them from the "joke book of the year - 1907BC"

Nothing so recent! :bang::bang::bang: