Driving

[Techno-Geek]

I've been driving for nearly three months now and i am starting to get annoyed with these silly drivers up here.

Moan one

Today, coming back from Maccy D's this Suzuki "little car thing" came up behind me in a 50mph speed limit, he must of been doing about 60 or 70mph. I noticed he wasn't a young man, i would say he was in his sixites. Next thing i know he came past me his poor little car screaming to just get past me. Then he gets in front of me then slows down to 40 now if i was a copper i would have pulled him and given him three points for driving dangrously and nicked him. I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.

Moan two

Why do you always have to wait for something to be cooked at mc donalds?

Moan three

Why is food cooked in the microwave always not hot enough to eat when cooked once? i've stopped listening to what the packet says

Moan four

Why do things cost so much?

Thank you

 

[Nod]

In answer to moans 1, 2 and 3, try eating proper food, not the carp they flog at MuckDonalds. As for #4, pharqutiphyno!

 

[Techno-Geek]

In answer to moans 1, 2 and 3, try eating proper food, not the carp they flog at MuckDonalds. As for #4, pharqutiphyno!

oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk

That answers none of my questions, thanks for that

 

[Matt Sayle]

I've been driving for nearly three months now and i am starting to get annoyed with these silly drivers up here.

Moan one

Today, coming back from Maccy D's this Suzuki "little car thing" came up behind me in a 50mph speed limit, he must of been doing about 60 or 70mph. I noticed he wasn't a young man, i would say he was in his sixites. Next thing i know he came past me his poor little car screaming to just get past me. Then he gets in front of me then slows down to 40 now if i was a copper i would have pulled him and given him three points for driving dangrously and nicked him. I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.

They proberly think that because you drive a Corsa you are a t**t. Nothing you can do unless you change your car. He overtook you to say 'you not so big now' even though you werent showing off. He then drove slow to p*ss you off. Basically you are being sterotyped as a poor driver who wheres burbery and spends his dole money in halfords

Moan two

Why do you always have to wait for something to be cooked at mc donalds?

Well it is a busy place and they arent going to leave cooked food lying around.

Moan three

Why is food cooked in the microwave always not hot enough to eat when cooked once? i've stopped listening to what the packet says

Have you checked you are using the right time? I.E to the power of your microwave?

Moan four

Why do things cost so much?

Credit crunch?? High fuel prices etc.

 

[Mike Hoyer]

Moan one

Today, coming back from Maccy D's this Suzuki "little car thing" came up behind me in a 50mph speed limit, he must of been doing about 60 or 70mph. I noticed he wasn't a young man, i would say he was in his sixites. Next thing i know he came past me his poor little car screaming to just get past me. Then he gets in front of me then slows down to 40 now if i was a copper i would have pulled him and given him three points for driving dangrously and nicked him. I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.

Old people driving cars are one of the great mysteries of the universe.

Moan two

Why do you always have to wait for something to be cooked at mc donalds?

You ever eaten something that's been sat around for 20 minutes at Mcdonalds? I'd rather wait a couple of minutes and get something fresh.

Moan three

Why is food cooked in the microwave always not hot enough to eat when cooked once? i've stopped listening to what the packet says

1. Something's wrong with your microwave.

2. Stop eating microwave food.

Moan four

Why do things cost so much?

Thank you

You're poor...?

 

[Flash In The Pan]

I've been driving for nearly three months now and i am starting to get annoyed with these silly drivers up here.

Moan one

Today, coming back from Maccy D's this Suzuki "little car thing" came up behind me in a 50mph speed limit, he must of been doing about 60 or 70mph. I noticed he wasn't a young man, i would say he was in his sixites. Next thing i know he came past me his poor little car screaming to just get past me. Then he gets in front of me then slows down to 40 now if i was a copper i would have pulled him and given him three points for driving dangrously and nicked him. I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.

Moan two

Why do you always have to wait for something to be cooked at mc donalds?

Moan three

Why is food cooked in the microwave always not hot enough to eat when cooked once? i've stopped listening to what the packet says

Moan four

Why do things cost so much?

Thank you

#1 Old Boy racer

#2 because the staff need time to spit on your Big mac

#3 If your food is talking to you then you need

 

[Ginge1969]

I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.


1 What did your Driving Instructor tell you to do in these situations? mirror then slow give yourself more room

2 Go to BurgerKing instead

3 Are you sure you are putting it in microwave and not the freezer?

4 Dunno lol

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Forgot # 4

Things are much cheaper nowadays, you're just too young to realise that

 

[Techno-Geek]

They proberly think that because you drive a Corsa you are a t**t. Nothing you can do unless you change your car. He overtook you to say 'you not so big now' even though you werent showing off. He then drove slow to p*ss you off. Basically you are being sterotyped as a poor driver who wheres burbery and spends his dole money in halfords

Considering what speed him come round me at, i think it is easy to see that i am the better drive. All i was doing is driving along listening to my music

Have you checked you are using the right time? I.E to the power of your microwave?

huh?

Old people driving cars are one of the great mysteries of the universe.

They shouldn't be allowed

You ever eaten something that's been sat around for 20 minutes at Mcdonalds? I'd rather wait a couple of minutes and get something fresh.

How do you know it is fresh and not just warmed up?

2. Stop eating microwave food.

If you have seen my cooking you wouldn't trust me with a cooker

You're poor...?

Yep

#1 Old Boy racer

#2 because the staff need time to spit on your Big mac

Animal

#3 If your food is talking to you then you need

Haha

I got a bit scarred driving behind him aswell because he was driving so close to the step i was affraid he would hit it and flip out in to the road and i would hit the back of his car.

1 What did your Driving Instructor tell you to do in these situations? mirror then slow give yourself more room

Why should i? if you go to slow in your test you fail. I pay alot of money to keep myself on the road. And don't want it to be hold up by them

3 Are you sure you are putting it in microwave and not the freezer?

I am not quite sure now

Things are much cheaper nowadays, you're just too young to realise that

Haha, for someone that has a full time job maybe

 

[Techno-Geek]

Do i get longest post with multipal replies award?

 

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[Mike Hoyer]

How do you know it is fresh and not just warmed up?

I've worked at Mcdonalds, I can tell.

 

[Matt Sayle]

I've worked at Mcdonalds

Poor you.

 

[Joe T]

Poor you.

At least he doesnt think that the pinnacle of motorised transport is a V6 Vitara!

 

[Matt Sayle]

At least he doesnt think that the pinnacle of motorised transport is a V6 Vitara!

Did I say I did?

 

[Techno-Geek]

I've worked at Mcdonalds, I can tell.

Pretty sure you can't, just following what everyone else says?

 

[Techno-Geek]

At least he doesnt think that the pinnacle of motorised transport is a V6 Vitara!

Did I say I did?

You two always seem to talk about something about cars don't ya?

 

[Matt Sayle]

You two always seem to talk about something about cars don't ya?

 

[Joe T]

Cars are cool! I got a Mini One for the day today. For some random reason it has 18" wheels! On a Mini for crying out loud! It's very noisy on the road. I reckon the tyres are runflats too.

 

[Techno-Geek]

Cars are cool! I got a Mini One for the day today. For some random reason it has 18" wheels! On a Mini for crying out loud! It's very noisy on the road. I reckon the tyres are runflats too.

I was going to get a mini and put a redtop in it

 

[Joe T]

I was going to get a mini and put a redtop in it

Are you quite mad????

 

[Techno-Geek]

Are you quite mad????

Yep

 

[Joe T]

 

[Techno-Geek]

You get a straight answer with me

 

[Flash In The Pan]

I was going to get a mini and put a redtop in it

There's somene putting Honda VTECs in MINIs now...should be better than that brazillian thing that was in the first generation :shake:

 

[Techno-Geek]

There's somene putting Honda VTECs in MINIs now...should be better than that brazillian thing that was in the first generation :shake:

I want to put a busa engine in a smart car

 

[Flash In The Pan]

I want to put a busa engine in a smart car

Or better still a Fiat 126 with a Honda CBR 900 one....

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[CarolF]

you've been driving for nearly three months? Aren't ye tired yet?

 

[Matt Sayle]

Or better still a Fiat 126 with a Honda CBR 900 one....

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I WANT ONE!!

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Cheap road tax too

 

[Joe T]

Cars are cool! I got a Mini One for the day today. For some random reason it has 18" wheels! On a Mini for crying out loud! It's very noisy on the road. I reckon the tyres are runflats too.

Here it is:

 

[Ladybird]

Probably yes to the run flats, Mini's dont come with much else as no spare wheel!

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Probably yes to the run flats, Mini's dont come with much else as no spare wheel!

No runflats- a can of that foam stuff for fixing punctures is the standard spec - a spare wheel or runflat tyres are optional extras :bonk:

 

[inaneredstripe]

sorry. the new mini is bloomin uuuugly

 

[Flash In The Pan]

sorry. the new mini is bloomin uuuugly

and hideously overpriced :nono: