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First up (Karen) my long suffering wife of 20 odd years has been my rock.

It's normally her slating me for a hangover but tomorrow will be fun.

I can't knock her as she has so much to cope with right now in terms of family hardship so for once - she's been off on a much deserved night out.

Our 3 little kids have had a quiet evening in at home - all tucked up asleep.

I heard a noise at the door.

Having dealt with the initial 'mess' - got the washing machine on, made sure the mess had ended, given her some water, put her to bed and asked my older teenager to man the fort for 15 mins...........I've been to the pub but failed to find either shoes or handbag.

I suspect tomorrow morning will be grim but I'm going to get so many miles out of this ;)
 
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I once had to repaint our entire bathroom when Mrs A came in from so called afternoon chat with the girls......red wine is a b****r to cover up with magnolia emulsion :D
 
ew. work colleague had "food poisioning" at work do (nothing to do with copious amounts of gin and pinot grigio.) Had to hold her hair back whilst she puked in the gutters. Nice.
 
dinners said:
Having dealt with the initial 'mess' - got the washing machine on, made sure the mess had ended, given her some water, put her to bed and asked my older teenager to man the fort for 15 mins...........I've been to the pub but failed to find either shoes or handbag.
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And you failed to find a simple pair of shoes and an handbag, my god mate you're going to be in trouble:D
 
How long did it take to search the pub thoroughly? 1, 2, 5, 10 pints?
 
Nod said:
How long did it take to search the pub thoroughly? 1, 2, 5, 10 pints?
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I don't think I've finished the search. ;)

She seems remarkably human this morning so I think she's due one of those horrible hangovers that don't start till later in the day :)
 
She's probably still pished!!! (Or just hiding the pain to deny you the satisfaction.)
 
dinners said:
She seems remarkably human this morning so I think she's due one of those horrible hangovers that don't start till later in the day :)
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I take it she doesn't visit this site then Phil? ;)
 
He'd better hope she doesn't :D :D :D

If she does - she's just biding her time - and the result of that should be spectacular :ROFLMAO: :whistle::whistle::whistle:
 
The last "gathering" I had at mine ended up with over 1k repair bills to my ceiling and water pipe...that damn shotgun just jumped out and got us.
 
Did the awaited hangover materialise?

Very nice of you to clean up btw :-)
 
not wishing to boast and talking up the hangover from hell, but never ever suffer from a hangover, much to aforementioned colleagues and Mrs S's dismay.
 
Lynton said:
not wishing to boast and talking up the hangover from hell, but never ever suffer from a hangover, much to aforementioned colleagues and Mrs S's dismay.
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Me either.
Never suffered a hangover.
Never vomited due to alcohol.
In fact haven't vomited for any reason in over 20 years. :-)
 
Lynton said:
not wishing to boast and talking up the hangover from hell, but never ever suffer from a hangover, much to aforementioned colleagues and Mrs S's dismay.
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viv1969 said:
Me either.
Never suffered a hangover.
Never vomited due to alcohol.
In fact haven't vomited for any reason in over 20 years. :)
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You two clearly are not mixing your drinks sufficiently. ;)

In my earlier years never got hangovers, how however they are bad if I don't start mixing in some water at the end of the evening and when I get in, in which case they are just quite bad. Doesn;t help I could lie in before, instead of now having to get up 6-7am as the little ones wake up.
 
In fairness I don't really suffer from hangovers or vomited as a result, however come to think of it I have had suspect food and mysterious viruses that have bought on bouts of vomiting whilst on a night out ;)
 
Not been puking drunk for about 30 years, although there have been a few mornings I'd rather have slept through! Have had a couple of bouts of vomiting but neither have been any time soon after a drinking bout.
 
dinners said:
I suspect tomorrow morning will be grim but I'm going to get so many miles out of this ;)
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Little things like this, always reminds me of a joke I heard years ago....

A wife goes out for a night with the girls, telling her husband she'll be home around midnight.

Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time.
At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.

She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound.
She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound.
Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk,
she's quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.

Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times.
Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times.
She smiles to herself, proud that she'd come up with such a clever solution on the spot.
He'd never know the difference!

That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, obviously hungover, and asked,
"So... what time did you get in last night?"

"Oh, right around midnight," she replied.
The husband didn't seem disturbed at all, her plan had worked!

"Well," he said, "I think we need a new cuckoo clock."

"Why do you say that?" she asked.

"Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times,
then said 'oh s*it,' cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
then tripped over the coffee table
and farted."
 
Mag1cp2x said:
'A little is strength, a lot is weakness'.
Just returned from Sunday pub pints and opened a bottle of red before getting ready for the Burns Night Supper ... Slange Var !
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Enjoy - We're having a few bottles tonight too (y)
 
b****r! Intended to get myself a Great chieftain for tonight's supper. Never mind, I can still have a wee dram.
 
Lynton said:
ew. work colleague had "food poisioning" at work do (nothing to do with copious amounts of gin and pinot grigio.) Had to hold her hair back whilst she puked in the gutters. Nice.
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Holding ones wife or girlfriends hair back while being sick in the gutter is considered very gentlemanly in Manchester
 
The older you get the less you vomit. I don't mean older people hold it in. No. Eeew! Yuck! I mean the less 'often' you vomit. Suggesting older and wiser. I tend to slow down and enjoy the evening these days. (apart from that terrible business last Christmas)
 
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den said:
Holding ones wife or girlfriends hair back while being sick in the gutter is considered very gentlemanly in Manchester
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ewww. That is so disgusting!
 
den said:
Holding ones wife or girlfriends hair back while being sick in the gutter is considered very gentlemanly in Manchester
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Yeah but if a bird cr@ps on your car, that's it - she's an ex.
 
den said:
Holding ones wife or girlfriends hair back while being sick in the gutter is considered very gentlemanly in Manchester
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I must be very gentlemany then as she is neither wife nor gf.
 
I can only think of a handful of times I've been that drunk I've vomitted, I didn't really get any hangovers until I hit 30 and they've got progressively worse (on less alcohol) since.

The last time I got properly drunk was at my Sister-in-law's wedding (there was a good reason for getting that drunk namely not wanting to punch the bride on her wedding day.... long story) where by my (conservative) estimate I drank several vodka & cokes before the reception, along with 5 glasses of bubbly, a bottle and a bit of red wine with the meal, another couple of vodkas and 4-5 sambuccas.

I woke up at around 7am feeling tired but not too bad, then when I found out that the only breakfast available was continental the hangover started kicking in....... The hangover lasted a good 2 days but I still wasn't 100% 3 days after the event :lol:
 
Russ77 said:
...there was a good reason for getting that drunk namely not wanting to punch the bride on her wedding day.... .
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Yes. I know exactly what you mean. I often don't want to punch the bride either. I need quite a few drinks until until I'm ready for her.
 
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den said:
Holding ones wife or girlfriends hair back while being sick in the gutter is considered very gentlemanly in Manchester
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You do realise that this means you are being sick in the gutter while you're holding her hair back? :D
 
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