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Warning, to all our friends in here at this special time of the year - Christmas cheers! PLEASE READ.

With Xmas upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. Don't do it!
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several beers followed by some excellent wine.
Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a taxi home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadside check but since it was a taxi they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise, as I had never driven a taxi before, I don't know where I got it from and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!


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Already in the joke thread.....

Farmerjim said:
Seasons greetings!!

Two days ago I was out at a pub with friends and had several pints of "Poacher's Pocket" followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling rather jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a taxi home.

Sure enough, on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a taxi they waved it through and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a taxi before.

I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
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There's never an excuse for drink driving. Mugs game. The end!!!

Oh, crap joke as well;)
 
still funny though :lol::lol::lol:
 
the joke that is,
not drink driving :nono:
 
I drink drive all the time and never been caught!

The trick... I wear a blond wig, makeup and my wifes clothes. That way when the police see me weaving all over the road they just assume its another woman driver!
 
Holy crap simon lol. This is going to turn in to another one of those threads :runaway: I,m off :exit:
 
There is a nudist convention on in town next week, I may go if I have nothing on.
 
cambsno said:
I drink drive all the time and never been caught!

The trick... I wear a blond wig, makeup and my wifes clothes. That way when the police see me weaving all over the road they just assume its another woman driver!
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Send me her email so i can show this to her........ She can decide what to do with your Baubles!:D
 
Cg_Girl said:
Send me her email so i can show this to her........ She can decide what to do with your Baubles!:D
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Thats nothing, the other day i wrote on the back of her car "I wish my wife was this dirty"!
 
cambsno said:
Thats nothing, the other day i wrote on the back of her car "I wish my wife was this dirty"!
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I can assure you, she is :thumbs:
 
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