Dreams!!!! WTF!!!!!!!

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Recently my dreams have been all over the place......some quite horrifyingly real.......

Last night ........

There was a nurse trying to convince me to have sex with her as long as I stood by her if she got pregnant.:exit:
Being accused of theft and I was about to get arrested by a dodgy police force:eek:
Being on an equestrian farm where nothing seemed to match...:confused:
Had my wedding ring stolen whilst a peruvian woman tried to french kiss me.;)
Was caught up in a latin/American war were I was getting shelled.....:eek:
At a party where I was sitting beside an eight foot beauty.......but my mum kept interrupting my conversation with her to take home videos.:eek:



and these are only the ones I remember:runaway:
 
Mike, you're a psychiatrist's wet dream :lol:
 
If there is a case for being able to hook up a monitor to a brain, this would be it.
 
Hmm. There seems to be a pattern here...
 
kendo1 said:
Hmm. There seems to be a pattern here...
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Yep - and it's surprisingly easy to spot. That's why I would never tell anyone about my dreams.

I think psychoanalytical theory should be taught in school.

Sorry - that sounds a bit heavy and pompous, doesn't it but, get rid of all those nonsense books about dream interpretation, and knowing a little about how they work can be really useful.
 
Electrical firings from brain synapses and random images.
 
viv1969 said:
Electrical firings from brain synapses and random images.
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Which sounds great, and clinical, but doesn't wash when it comes from me.
I can rejoin dreams after waking and choose them before I sleep :lol:
 
Bit of finger trouble there Ruth? :)

Just teasing.

Yes, we've touched on this before. It's an incredible ability. It falls outside of the statistical boundaries relevant for useful research and understanding.

That's cool.
 
DorsetDude said:
I'm at the age now where I have dry dreams and wet farts.

And my broad mind and narrow waist have swapped places.
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Genuinely lol funny :-D
 
TMI, Keith - WAY TMI!!!
 
My weird one lately...

Turn up for work at Heathrow to attach a winch cable to a BA747 bound for Mexico City.
After a while realise I make a hash of it
Standing in a Hounslow street watching the aircraft being launched westwards to see if the cable detaches
It is ripped off the plane, the cable falls to the ground, all 7000ft of it, violently onto the street I am standing in. Cars flung around, houses wrecked, but I am unscathed
I disappear
Plane appears to carry on but then crashes later into the sea west of Ireland
International man hunt, I live life as fugitive.

So many things wrong here, but I woke in a sweat....
 
I've had quite a history of sleep/dream related weirdness..... Apparently I sleepwalked from about the age of 6 and as I got a bit older my dreams just got freakier. Once I woke up <private timing> with a girlfriend at 3am (honest your honour, I was asleep :lol: )

I won't go through my entire weird dream catalogue (as they'd probably send the men in white coats for me) but last week I had a dream that I was at some kind of theme park (possibly Chessington) with my family and I was having conversations with penguins :lol:
 
Looking like some folk on here are not the full shilling :confused:
 
Last night's my many dreams consisted of.....
My wife putting creases into my face with a large metal panel

Trying to rescue my uncle from some bad guys

And I was also working for MI5
 
archangel said:
Last night's my many dreams consisted of.....
My wife putting creases into my face with a large metal panel
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she's found out about you and the 8ft tall beauty- do you think your mum told on you ?
 
big soft moose said:
she's found out about you and the 8ft tall beauty- do you think your mum told on you ?
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She may just have....:D

I really have some s*** going on in the dream department.....

The other night I dreamt I was a tree that was trying to obtain a tank so that I could wage war on tree surgeons....:eek:

Then I had the one where I was in a room full of guys who were waiting for the dancing girl......you guessed it....I was the dancing girl (dancing bloke)......and afterwards they all sat there naked smoking cigars, drinking cognac and talking about the stock market:confused:

Obviously I didn't charm them with my dancing:D
 
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