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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married… The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman… The kids were nothing to look at either.
7. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
8. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says “Dam!”.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him …(Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)… A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
10. A skeleton walks into a bar and says: “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
11. What did the Dalai Lama ask of the hot dog vendor?
“Make me One with everything.”
12. A rope goes into a bar. The bartender tells it, “We don’t serve ropes here!” It slithers out, winds upon itself and tufts up its end. It hops back in and the bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope that was just in here?” “No,” says the rope thoughtfully, “I’m a frayed not.”
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman… The kids were nothing to look at either.
7. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
8. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says “Dam!”.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him …(Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)… A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
10. A skeleton walks into a bar and says: “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
11. What did the Dalai Lama ask of the hot dog vendor?
“Make me One with everything.”
12. A rope goes into a bar. The bartender tells it, “We don’t serve ropes here!” It slithers out, winds upon itself and tufts up its end. It hops back in and the bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope that was just in here?” “No,” says the rope thoughtfully, “I’m a frayed not.”
Very good.