Does anyone know if you can take a skin graft from your bum & put it on someone who isn’t family?

Reminds me of a radio show caller who told a great story about plastic surgery and having skin transplanted from his bum to both feet.
Spun the host along for a bit until the punchline came "every time I fart my shoes fall off"
 
/groan
 
This reminds me of a Monty Python sketch... some blokes are sat reading newspapers and say...

"Seen this? Nikon's had an a-hole transplant."
"Seen the stop press? The a-holes rejected him."
 
It may have been Les Dawson, or someone else of the era.
He gave his wife skin from his arse, to his wifes cheek, following an accident.
When she was fully recovered she said, I really don't know how to thanks you.

Oh don't worry he said, its reward enough when I see your mother, kissing you on the cheek ...
 
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