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They released a special Chuck Norris edition of cluedo but it proved unsuccesful.

The answer was always Chuck Norris, in the kitchen, with a roundhouse kick.
 
One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Chuck Norris" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again.

This thread could go on for a bit :lol:
 
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
 
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If Chuck Norris falls into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet....The water gets Chuck Norris :bonk:
 
Chuck Norris is John Wayne's love child.
 
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

We know this beverage as Red Bull.
 
Bruce Lee beat the **** out of him :razz:
 
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist
 
Until I looked at this thread I'd never heard of Chuck Norris.
 
I'd rather talk about Cheryl Baker :love:
 
When the Bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris!
 
who is Chuck Norris?
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
 
Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts
 
haha Chuck Norris can close a soda can! :)
 
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. Death still won't talk about it.
 
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