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The_old_man

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife holding a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the balls to say: "You're next!"


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in an untimely death.
 
i like this - but without the last para. We men need to win some of these as the majority are written by ladies - clearly with too much time on their hands :D
 
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