Dear Santa.....

[Slimbert]

Dear Santa, I know I'm 365 days too early, but for Xmas next year I'd really really really like you to mend mybad back tonight so I can drive to Leeds tomorrow to see all my friends and family that I don't get to see very often.....

I promise I'll be a good boy, I won't tell my wife that she's got a fat arse all the time (even though she definitely has) and I'll even stop casually farting in both my daughters faces when they are watching Peppa Pig.....I might even go as far as to stop thinking about switching to Nikon at least 3 times a year!!

.....please please please fix me, your number 1 fan, Damien Light (31 1/2 years old).

 

[Davie]

Get to the damn doctors ffs, in the meantime Ibuprofen is your friend.

And if your wife reads your post, when you're in A&E ask for morphine, you may need it.

 

[Slimbert]

Get to the damn doctors ffs, in the meantime Ibuprofen is your friend.

And if your wife reads your post, when you're in A&E ask for morphine, you may need it.

Luckily, my wife has a rather tasty drugs cupboard, so I'm sorted for pain relief.... The combination she gave me last night was magical!!

With regards to her fat arse....there's no deniying it exists, but that doesn't have to be a bad thing imo!!

 

[Lynton]

Call me tomorrow and I'll give you the name and number of the guy who mends my back. It's £47 a time, but it works, and yes it hurts, and he is in Norwich.