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There I was minding my own business and up pops a skype window with this :)

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Don't you just hate scammers :)
 
You're kidding me. Dude, you do know that that isn't a scam and you just threw away 18 mil, don't you?


:D
 
Ha.

I had a mate once who had some JWs. Now - not the usual balls of "I worship Santa" etc no no. Conversation as follows:

JW: Hello there! We've come to tell you the good news of our lord!

My mate: What? The landlord? Nah - he doesn't live here mate - we rent.

JW: No - our lord Jesus Christ.

My mate: Jesus what? Nah mate - it's just me and my girlfriend Clare.

JW: No - this is our lord god. Jesus.

My mate: NO, mate - he doesn't live here.

JW: No no - you don't understand - this is the word of god!

JW: GOD DOESN'T LIVE HERE EITHER, PAL. ITS JUST ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

He strung the JWs for about 20 mins, denying all knowledge of Christianity and god like he hadn't even heard of them. Class stuff.
 
Myky D said:
Ha.

I had a mate once who had some JWs. Now - not the usual balls of "I worship Santa" etc no no. Conversation as follows:

JW: Hello there! We've come to tell you the good news of our lord!

My mate: What? The landlord? Nah - he doesn't live here mate - we rent.

JW: No - our lord Jesus Christ.

My mate: Jesus what? Nah mate - it's just me and my girlfriend Clare.

JW: No - this is our lord god. Jesus.

My mate: NO, mate - he doesn't live here.

JW: No no - you don't understand - this is the word of god!

JW: GOD DOESN'T LIVE HERE EITHER, PAL. ITS JUST ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

He strung the JWs for about 20 mins, denying all knowledge of Christianity and god like he hadn't even heard of them. Class stuff.
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nice one lmao :lol::lol::lol:
 
I was a bank manager for 15 years.

A customer made an appointment to discuss some cash he was shortly going to come into and wanted advice on what to do with it.

He arrived, sat down and pulled out one of those marketing letters telling him he was in line to receive £1m.

He really believed he was going to get it and it took me half an hour to persuade him otherwise.
 
I know the feeling. I was only 6 numbers away from winning the lottery on Saturday. It's gutting, isn't it?
 
The JW's once told me that I would burn in hell for listening to the dance music that I had on when I answered the door....it wasn't even The Prodigy ffs!! :D :D
 
candlestick said:
The JW's once told me that I would burn in hell for listening to the dance music that I had on when I answered the door....it wasn't even The Prodigy ffs!! :D :D
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Must be why they never call at my door then. They can hear the Iron Maiden, Slayer & Metallica from down the road. I'm just waiting to open the door to the JW's with 'Hell Awaits' or 'South of Heaven' in the background :lol:
 
I've never had the fortune of god botherers coming round to pester me :( I really wish they would. Send 'em round mine if you get a visit from one!
 
My brother was a bit of a nutter when we were younger, and we had a visit from a door salesman trying to sell us a keyring mace can (this was in South Africa). He gave my brother the spiel and then said "it stains red, and lasts for hours" to which my brother pulled a large hunting knife out from his belt behind his back, flicked it open to it's full size and said, "I just use this. It stains red, and last forever...". The salesman didn't bother to try and overcome that objection.... :lol:
 
neo2810 said:
My brother was a bit of a nutter when we were younger, and we had a visit from a door salesman trying to sell us a keyring mace can (this was in South Africa). He gave my brother the spiel and then said "it stains red, and lasts for hours" to which my brother pulled a large hunting knife out from his belt behind his back, flicked it open to it's full size and said, "I just use this. It stains red, and last forever...". The salesman didn't bother to try and overcome that objection.... :lol:
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Haaaaaaahahahaha! Ace!

"That's not a deterent ... THAT'S a deterent ..."
 
I had a mate once who was a Pagan - nothing sinister in it, although you would be led to believe otherwise....

Their symbol is a five pointed star, upside down, and he has this in stained glass on his door - yet the JW's still called on him to spread the good word. :bonk: Knowing that this is what they were about, he got a chicken which was thawing out and answered the door:

JW: We are here to spread the good word of the Lord.
MM: Oh, well I'm a Pagan actually.
JW: (Shocked) OH! Well, we must speak to you about the good Lord, we are here to save you... yadda yadda yadda...
MM: Actually, I'm kinda busy (holding up chicken) in the middle of a sacrifice, but come on in and let's talk.
MM: Hello? Why are you running away? Come back - it will only take a minute... :thumbs:

Note: He doesn't actually sacrifice anything.
Note2: The chicken was very delicious.
 
ChrisMClark said:
You're kidding me. Dude, you do know that that isn't a scam and you just threw away 18 mil, don't you?


:D
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What, no!!!

I'm such a fool. Next time I will just send them a cheque and wait for the wonga!
 
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