Damn birds , poo somewhere else!

[Pirate Neilsouth]

Lovely , been out on the beach taking sunset shots and a flock of birds come over my head... Who gets Sh*t on , ME!!. Thought someone chucked a pebble at me at first and i had this dollop of bird crap on my shoulder. Luckily i could wash it off with sea water , but still go crap on someone else

 

[KayJay]

Getting **** on by a bird is meant to be good luck, donchaknow.

 

[Pirate Neilsouth]

Well i must well lucky cause my shoulder was covered LOL

 

[frank]

Could have been worse, might have splattered all over the camera, then you could really say ....this is a sh!**y lens

 

[Just Dave]

Muck for Luck

 

[Amp34]

I had a bird do that the other day, landed on my shoe. Then yesterday I was sat in almost the same spot (why don't I learn!) and a splat landed about 3 foot from me. It seems birds like to poo in the same spot!

 

[Gary]

must have been the weekend for it.. We were out yesterday and my mate got poo'ed on, and today i was out and my wife's friend got poo'ed on

 

[Chappers]

A few years ago I was sitting in my car waiting to cross to Dartmouth on the ferry. The window was open about 2".. Yes precision bombing run by gull. Straight in through the gap.

"Smart Poo" ?

 

[Pirate Neilsouth]

Im sure they do aim for us , " i was the only guy on the beach "

 

[Jayst84]

I had a mental week last week. Started to keep count, and think I got hit 11 times whilst out with the camera. 11 times, in one week!! Now that's just not good luck in anyone's book.

 

[billyd601]

for good luck it has to hit your head, so try and get into a better position next time

 

[Steep]

It's lucky because it makes you duck which makes the bullet miss.

 

[staffitaxi]

It happened to me a couple of years ago in Bowness. Was just walking along minding my own business when a Seagull dropped a motherload.

Took one look at my chocolate icecream tub and binned it, just couldn't have been sure.