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"We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress. "

Presumably a government department or the NHS will leave all this info on a laptop in the back of a taxi or something... :)
 
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Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only.
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:)

Tried to order some Vin Diesel but there was a problem.

Good find Steep!
 
Heh, so did I, just to see if it would let me :)
 
I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.
 
Do they sell a cooking oil/diesel mix cos i think my local kebab shop cooks with it !
 
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