Crikey your Old!

How old are you?

  • Under 18 and still on me paper round

    Votes: 4 2.8%

  • 18 - 25 living the dream

    Votes: 16 11.3%

  • 25 - 40 old enough to know better

    Votes: 52 36.9%

  • 40 - 60 life just beginning

    Votes: 59 41.8%

  • Really old, creaking and stinking of pish

    Votes: 10 7.1%
  • Total voters
    141
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Following on from the you do what for a living thread (those in the know call it grooming). this time I'm asking how old you all are. It seems that this particular hobbie might be more inclined to attract the old fart than the younger folk. So how old are you?...
 
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21. Just returned back to the parents house after an amazing 3 years at uni. I was living the dream, but not anymore! :lol:
 
34, started to grow up 2 years ago now.
 
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That aside who is the old fart that stinks of pish!?
Come on, show yourself!!! :D
 
Me - but I don't stink of pish!!!! - yet!!
 
you're missing an option on your poll

''60-70...retired, and wealthy, in good shape, and still hot for the younger women''.
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unfortunately I only qualify for 2 of the stated options........:D
 
39 but still think I am 16, what has happened to the years since I left school:shrug:
 
Mental age of 10 :D
 
35, and not willing to start growing up just yet ;)
 
68 just a few days ago and getting younger every day. ;)
 
38 so i'm either in my 'mid thirties' , damn nearly 40 , or basically past it depending on how you look at it

new girl just started at work is 22 and I had the very depressing occasion the otherday when a visitor mistook me for her father :shake:
 
big soft moose said:
38 so i'm either in my 'mid thirties' , damn nearly 40 , or basically past it depending on how you look at it

new girl just started at work is 22 and I had the very depressing occasion the otherday when a visitor mistook me for her father :shake:
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LOL Welcome to the world! :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
38 so i'm either in my 'mid thirties' , damn nearly 40 , or basically past it depending on how you look at it

new girl just started at work is 22 and I had the very depressing occasion the otherday when a visitor mistook me for her father :shake:
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Some younger women like the more mature man and also like to call them DADDY Sooooo you might be in there.
 
duttytd said:
Some younger women like the more mature man....
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That's a myth we use to keep our wives on their toes. The last time a younger woman fancied me, I was 17 years old and it was dark :'(

Bob
 
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Some younger women like the more mature man and also like to call them DADDY Sooooo you might be in there.
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lol she's seriously fit as well ... but it would be a total abuse of authority (as i'm her boss) and i'm married and love my wife so there wont be any funky monkey activity going on

one of the things you find as you reach my level of decreptitude is that its no longer necessary or desirable (or possible) to wind up in bed with every attractive woman you meet.



.... just off to find my carpet slippers and cocoa ;)
 
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big soft moose said:
lol she's seriously fit as well ... but it would be a total abuse of authority (as i'm her boss) and i'm married and love my wife so there wont be any funky monkey activity going on

one of the things you find as you reach my level of decreptitude is that its no longer necessary or desirable (or possible) to wind up in bed with every attractive woman you meet.
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Good job I do enough of it for us all then ain't it ;-)

Ok maybe a little ott!

Ok a lot ott!

Ok I'm busted.
 
duttytd said:
Good job I do enough of it for us all then ain't it ;-)

Ok maybe a little ott!

Ok a lot ott!

Ok I'm busted.
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I did it enough when i was your age to last me a lifetime ;) :lol:
 
Stinking of pish:'( . Well that could be me. But I do change my pampers 3 times a day :p:D
 
duttytd said:
Even got the aids to prove it?
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nah mate - its was before aids :lol: (okay i'm not quite that old - but i was careful even when halfcut so didnt catch anything or wind up with lots of illegitimate mini moose arround the place)
 
big soft moose said:
nah mate - its was before aids :lol: (okay i'm not quite that old - but i was careful even when halfcut so didnt catch anything or wind up with lots of illegitimate mini moose arround the place)
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I bet you used to get all the ladies while riding around on your penny farthing.
 
duttytd said:
I bet you used to get all the ladies while riding around on your penny farthing.
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cheeky lil so and so - i'll put you over my knee and send you to the naughty step if you carry on like that

I did however get all the chicks while riding arround on my harley davidson sportster :lol: (you'd have been paying the girls 5p to show you their knickers beind the bike sheds at the time ;) )
 
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cheeky lil so and so - i'll put you over my knee and send you to the naughty step if you carry on like that

I did however get all the chicks while riding arround on my harley davidson sportster :lol: (you'd have been paying the girls 5p to show you their knickers beind the bike sheds at the time ;) )
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Every 5p I had went on money up the wall to get enough money for a packet of tangy toms and a bottle of panda POP lol
 
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