Crash Taylor interviews Chris + Lynn

Crash believes life without family, passion and photography is unforgivable.
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Are you for real

I think you need to live in America dude :thinking:
 
Anyone who has the name "Crash Taylor" deserves respect in my opinion.
 
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Hai guise! I'm Crash Taylor. Crash Taylor always refers to himself in the third person unless when introducing himself. When Crash inteviews people Crash doesn't actually ask the questions. His assistant does... for example...

AQ - Assistants Question
IA - Interviewee Answer
AC - Assistant relays answer to Crash
CT - Crash Taylors reaction

AQ. Crash wants to know, how you got into photography
IA. I've always loved photography.
AC. They've always loved photography.
CT. Nods head. Signals for assistant to proceed to next question.
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I think this is Crash Taylor.
 
I hope Crash Taylor finds that funny and not insulting.
 
I think Crash Taylor is leaving this forum. Sorry to the good folks but too much begrudging taking place. People are so jealous of success. Get over it!

And Perfect Speed if my wife would move back to the US and business wasn't so good, I would be on the first plane out of here.

Funny Gary - haha
 
I think Crash needs to chill out and not take him self so seriously;) This place is ace but you have to get used to the humour around here. Cynicism and sarcasm are a pre-requisite.
 
Is he for real...?

Just looked at his site in a bit more detail - some nice shots, but Geez, that write-up!!!
 
Am I what?

Like I said - some nice images there - I think the repro on the site lets them down a little, but the sales pitch kind of grates - especially to our gritty North European sensibilities...

This would be perfect across the Pond, where this type of self-assurance is the norm, but here it smacks of arrogance - and we love to trample those egos, don't we?

I once heard a perfect allegory for this:
In the UK, a jobless teenager sees a rich man in an expensive sports-car and says to himself:
"I'm going to steal that car, or better yet, vandalise it when he's not looking!"

In the USA, a jobless teenager sees a rich man in an expensive sports-car and says to himself:
"One day I will be that man!"
 
Crash - Please stick around...You're going to fit right in here...seriously...
Welcome to the House of Fun!
 
don't leave the forum, rather stay and share your experience and knowledge (but please do it with humility). There are some awesome photographers on here that are just so friendly and modest such as Aleksandras Babi whose work many admire.
 
i think it would be a big shame if every photographer's website was the same style. Whether you like Crash's style or not I think its refreshing to see something a little different.
And lets face it, it gets people talking.
 
Crash said:
I think I will stick around Arkady, the humour, cynicism and sarcasm is pretty addicting. :bonk:
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if you like those three things then you've def come to the right place!
actually, there isnt much humour here, but more cynicism and sarcasm than you can shake a stick at
 
Crash said:
I think I will stick around Arkady, the humour, cynicism and sarcasm is pretty addicting. :bonk:
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Good man...now since you're new here, go and make everyone a brew...
Mine's NATO... (tea, white, 2 sugars)...
 
Crash said:
I think I will stick around Arkady, the humour, cynicism and sarcasm is pretty addicting. :bonk:
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That's the spirit :thumbs:
Stiff upper lip and a bag of witty, yet polite retort, is all we need, plus plenty of cold brews tea.
 
Arkady said:
Good man...now since you're new here, go and make everyone a brew...
Mine's NATO... (tea, white, 2 sugars)...
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i had to google that, and just about got my head around what that means.
 
hsuffyan said:
i had to google that, and just about got my head around what that means.
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:lol:

NATO = tea or coffee, white, 2 sugars
Julie Andrews = tea or coffee, white no sugars (white nun)
Whoopie Goldberg = tea or coffee, black, no sugar (black nun)

It's the British Army - we're just not PC and never will be...:D
 
my brother in law is an ex-squaddie, he is the most un-pc person in the world. Even though he is married to a pakistani, the stories he comes out with.. lord help me!
 
Arkady said:
:lol:

NATO = tea or coffee, white, 2 sugars
Julie Andrews = tea or coffee, white no sugars (white nun)
Whoopie Goldberg = tea or coffee, black, no sugar (black nun)

It's the British Army - we're just not PC and never will be...:D
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I like my tea to have the same complexion as Dale Winton.
No sugar and strong :D
 
hsuffyan said:
don't leave the forum, rather stay and share your experience and knowledge (but please do it with humility).
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As long as it is that, and not simply posts driving traffic to another site.

But you won't do that will you Crash.... ;)
 
Who's hacked Crash's account, he's started talking in the first person :D

Wasn't it Airplane

"can I get you a coffee"
"Yes please, I like it black and strong, like my men!"
 
Doc.'We gotta get her to the hospital'

Trolly Dolly. 'Why, what is it'

Doc. 'A large building with windows, but thats not important right now'.....................
 
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