Duck waddles into a country pub, flap's up onto the bar and quacks to barman "got any bread"
Barman has a look around and only two old crusty's sat in the corner with their half's and pint's of Guiness are present.
Again Duck quack's "got any bread"
Barman answers it "no"
Duck persistently keeps asking "got any bread" At this point barman has had enough and snaps back, "look you, duck this is a pub we have spirit's and ales NO BREAD!!, ask again and I'll nail your beak to the bar"
Duck, quick as a flash ask's "got any nails?"
Barman seething replies "NO, WE DON'T HAVE NAILS THIS IS A FCUKING PUB"
Duck say's "got ant bread" :nuts:
I'll get my coat.
Barman has a look around and only two old crusty's sat in the corner with their half's and pint's of Guiness are present.
Again Duck quack's "got any bread"
Barman answers it "no"
Duck persistently keeps asking "got any bread" At this point barman has had enough and snaps back, "look you, duck this is a pub we have spirit's and ales NO BREAD!!, ask again and I'll nail your beak to the bar"
Duck, quick as a flash ask's "got any nails?"
Barman seething replies "NO, WE DON'T HAVE NAILS THIS IS A FCUKING PUB"
Duck say's "got ant bread" :nuts:
I'll get my coat.
