COUNTDOWN 2 ... 10,000 pennies to TALK PHOTOGRAPHY ... COMPETITION ... :-)

Right Ven, you can't say you weren't warned I have saved the worse till last :thumbs:

What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A fuel injected pickle.

Whats green and flys through the air?
Super Pickle

What's green and fluffy and comes from mars?
A martian-mellow


What's the difference between a chicken and a grape?
They're both green except for the chicken.

what's green and yellow and hangs from trees?
gorilla snot.

whats green and moody?
the incredible sulk

and finally.......................................


I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to swing when I heard, "ribbit ... 9 iron."

I looked around and didn't see anyone. Again, I heard, "ribbit 9 iron." I looked at the frog and decided to prove the frog wrong, put the club away, and grabbed a 9 iron.

Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked. I said to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "ribbit lucky frog." so I decided to take the frog with him me the next hole. "What do you think frog?" I asked. "ribbit 3 wood."

I took out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. I was befuddled and didn't know what to say. by the end of the day, i golfed the best game of golf in my life and asked the frog, "ok where to next?"

The frog replies, "ribbit las vegas".

We went to las vegas and said, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog says, "ribbit roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked, "what do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game I figured what the heck.

Boom! tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "frog, I don't know how to repay you. you've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "ribbit kiss me." I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me, he deserves it. with a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous and well-developped 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God"
 
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CraigDouglas said:
Taken last week in the lake district...

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That is really quite beautiful Dougie ... :thumbs: ... and the sun 'spray' is almost perfickly placed too ... ;)


A worthy entrant indeed imhgo ... :D








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a song venomator sings daily

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Ashers said:
a song venomator sings daily
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You know I think Kermie may have had something to do with furthering my Green passion ... :suspect: ... but I'm not so sure about the song ... :eek:


Nice one though Ashers ... :D








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here is one you wont get out oyor head and annoy me for but he is wearign a GREEN jacket :P

now everybody lets all sing along!

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Ashers said:
here is one you wont get out oyor head and annoy me for but he is wearign a GREEN jacket :P

now everybody lets all sing along!
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Sorry ... :suspect: ... I do want to get some sleep tonight ... :D ... I'll be saving that one for tomorrow then ... :lol:









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And the WINNER of my 10,000 penny competition is …


Everyone who bothered to make an effort to enter … thank you all for cheering me no end this momentous weekend … :thankyou:


You have forced me to part with my hard-earned (:suspect: ... ?) cash, the penance has now been paid and you should all be well proud of your selves … :clap:


However, special mention has to go to Cobra for his tenacious, mostly non-Green attempts to tickle my fancy with words ... and he almost suck seeded … in fact the first half of his last post had me chuckling to myself quite insanely ... the second half was a bit naff though ... :shake:

And to Susane and Craig for a couple of superb Green images … :D

But seriously THANK YOU all for taking part and for both amusing me with your witticisms (:suspect:) and impressing me with your image entries … and sometimes two in one … :lol:


It was fun while it lasted and you can rest assured it won't happen again as I am now officially retied ... :rules:









Ven...:p

Aka Rog...:D
 
Venomator said:

However, special mention has to go to Cobra for his tenacious, mostly non-Green attempts to tickle my fancy with words ... and he almost suck seeded … in fact the first half of his last post had me chuckling to myself quite insanely ... the second half was a bit naff though ... :shake:
Ven...:p

Aka Rog...:D
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2nd half was "green" as well Ven :rules:
Frogs are green golfers play on a green what more do you need from me?
Blood? I can assure that is as blue as my posts not a drop of green in it so there :p
Congrats on your 10k Rog and here's to the next 10 :thumbs:
 
Cobra said:
2nd half was "green" as well Ven
Frogs are green golfers play on a green what more do you need from me?
Blood? I can assure that is as blue as my posts not a drop of green in it so there
Congrats on your 10k Rog and here's to the next 10
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:lol: ... :lol:


Funnier than a funny thing ... :suspect: ... or the post you are referring to ... :naughty:

Actually ... :rules: ... not ALL frogs are Green ... :thinking: ... especially those likely to be on Greens on golf courses over here ... :suspect:

:D


Thanx for the nice words though m8 ... ;)






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Kerioak said:
I think the Mods. should put your post count back to zero so you have to build up again and cannot retire :D
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:lol:


It matters not to me now ... :suspect: ... I've already got the T shirt ... ;)


Thanx for your support though ... :razz:

:D





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LadyLens said:
:thinking: HANG ON!!! :suspect:

How did you post that without your post count going up? is THAT what those 10000 pennies were for....eh...bribery....



:rules: :bat:





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speaking v e r y s l o w l y

out of focus posts don't count



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:lol: ... don't blame you m8 ... ;)









< < < Just noticed ... :eek: ... call me Bond ... Green Bond ... :naughty:







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I nearly posted my wife for you Ven but it was toooo late - lots of green here :)
 
:eek: ... read that as 'to' me at first John ... :suspect: ... but then I saw your thread and knew I must have got it wrong ... :naughty:


Shame as it would have fitted the bill really well here but thanx for the linky to it anyway ... :thumbs:







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Blimey thread revived after a looooonng time. Where is the donate button anyway, is this the change that Marcel was talking about. I can't find it and I need to make a donation :)
 
cowasaki said:
Blimey thread revived after a looooonng time. Where is the donate button anyway, is this the change that Marcel was talking about. I can't find it and I need to make a donation :)
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Crikey bob Darren... :eek: ...indeedy it is... :lol:


They are all rich beyond belief now and their banks can't handle any more free doshes so they've had to remove it m8... :naughty:





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lol I wish!

You are partly correct though, the donate button has gone into the big button box in the sky. We can no longer accept donations.

We're currently brainstorming to pick a charity which we will nominate instead, when people would like to donate, so if you've got any suggestions please feel free to throw them into the pot :)
 
Marcel said:
lol I wish!

You are partly correct though, the donate button has gone into the big button box in the sky. We can no longer accept donations.

We're currently brainstorming to pick a charity which we will nominate instead, when people would like to donate, so if you've got any suggestions please feel free to throw them into the pot :)
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Anything to do with Slack Media?
 
The team at Slack Media are indeed responsible for the demise of the donate button.
 
So TP is to go commercial and the admin team are to be directors of slack media?
 
Nice work Darren! Did you work for the intelligence services at some point? Seriously clever reviving a hidden thread - and turning up the heat seems to have worked! Good going that man! :thumbs:
 
smoothedit said:
Nice work Darren! Did you work for the intelligence services at some point? Seriously clever reviving a hidden thread - and turning up the heat seems to have worked! Good going that man! :thumbs:
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It is April the 1st though!
 
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