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Green, just for you Ven :)

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Well, he seems to be enjoying it.
 
photon said:
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Well, he seems to be enjoying it.
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That almost fills both briefs Photon ... :thumbs: ... a super Green take with bags of humour too ... :lol: ... but shame about the white teeth and pink tongue ... :lol:

Also would have been good to see it much bigger ... :suspect: ... but you're so right he does seem to be having fun, fun, fun ... :D








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At the Beauty pagent a blonde a brunette and a redhead where wasked what their favorate colour and why:

Brunette: white because it symbolizes purity.

(Audience clapped)

MC: ok contestant 2. What's your favorite color and why?

Redhead: Green because it symbolizes natue and fertility.

(Audience clapped)

MC : ok last contestant. what is your favorite color and why?

Blonde: blue.........blue for bluejob!


and a website just for you:

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Love-The-Color-Green/8804
 
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.

On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel like coming in the next day. By then, I thought, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on my crown.

The accident occurred mainly because I conceded to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem, but one morning I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Ed!! The garbage disposal is dead. Come and reset it."

"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower (pitter-patter). "Reset it yourself!"

"I am scared!" she pleaded. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" (Pause) "C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement about how her cowardly behaviour was not without consequence. I crouched down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button.

It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, without any respect to my circumstances. Nay, it wasn't a hexed disposal drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling objects she spied between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I took the bait under the sink.

At precisely the second I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, while rising upwardly at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. Fleeing straight up, the sink and cabinet bluntly impeded my ascent; the impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics snorted as they tried to conduct their work while suppressing hysterical laughter.

At the office, my colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about. "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"

If they had only known.
 
And in similar vein . . .

In his autobiography "The Moon's a Balloon", the suave English movie actor
David Niven recalls being tested for entry to naval college:

"The first exam was the medical one.

Half a dozen at a time, we were stripped naked and to test our hearts, made
to climb ropes without using our legs; then the usual tapping of knees and
peering into ears, mouths and eyes took place.

Finally, 'get on your marks as though you were going to run a hundred yards'.
Once in position, a large hand grabbed our testicles from the rear.

'Cough!' came the order. One poor little brute thought the man said 'Off!'
and leaped eagerly forward.

He was still being rubbed with ice when I was fully dressed and waiting to
be summoned by the Admirals."
 
Ashers said:
Redhead: Green because it symbolizes natue and fertility.

and a website just for you:
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Well you did sneak Green in at least once ... :thumbs: ... but it hardly constitutes the theme Ashers ... :suspect: ... :rules:


Great web site though thanx ... :thumbs:







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2blue4u said:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.

If they had only known.
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photon said:
And in similar vein . . .

He was still being rubbed with ice when I was fully dressed
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:lol: ... :lol: ... at both ... :thumbs: ... and Oooooooh too ... :eek:



:suspect: ... But hardly a Green theme are they ... :rules:


:D





:p
 
<cobbled together afterthought>

I thought it was obvious: all the lady members who have a thing about suave Englishmen are now GREEN with envy at the owner of the large hand that cradled David Niven's nuggets.

All the gentlemen members are simply GREEN at the thought of it, apart from Ivortripod, who is wandering whether he would or wouldn't have photographed the scene.
 
photon said:
<cobbled together afterthought>

I thought it was obvious: all the lady members who have a thing about suave Englishmen are now GREEN with envy at the owner of the large hand that cradled David Niven's nuggets.

All the gentlemen members are simply GREEN at the thought of it, apart from Ivortripod, who is wandering whether he would or wouldn't have photographed the scene.
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:lol: ... now that's sort of getting more Green Theme like ... :rules: ... I think ... :thinking:


;)







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Venomator said:

:suspect: ... But hardly a Green theme are they ... :rules:
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I'll have you know that kitchen waste disposal units are a very green way of dealing with food waste. All the goodness is extracted at the local water treatment/sewerage plant and is used.

Glad to see you're using super glue on the post counter ;)
 
2blue4u said:
I'll have you know that kitchen waste disposal units are a very green way of dealing with food waste. All the goodness is extracted at the local water treatment/sewerage plant and is used.

Glad to see you're using super glue on the post counter ;)
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:eek: ... what on earth is it used for ... :suspect: ... Green slime making ... :shrug:

Not totally sure about their carbon footprint though even if they do mash stuff up well ... ;)


Post count ... :thinking: ... don't know what you mean ... :naughty:






:p
 
Joe T said:
DSC_9918-01.jpg


Green grass, green car!

Sorry its not a jag though! :p
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Thanx m8 ... :thumbs: ... nice panning shot ... ;)

And even has a (partial) Green barrier too ... :D ... but it's not a Jag as you rightly say Joe ... :lol:






:p
 
Joe T said:
Couple more:

Aston:

Sierra:

Moggie:

Caterham:

Last one (for now!):

Any good? :p
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Any good? ... :suspect: ... they are all super shots Joe ... :thumbs: ... and apart from the Battle Ship Grey Aston ... :rules: ... they are all definitely maybe bordering a Green Theme ... :lol:







:p
 
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.

The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”

To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”
 
Cobra said:
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.

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:lol:

Are you trying to suggest that if you type in Green Cobra and highlight orgasmic vegetables in that way it constitutes a Green Theme ... :nono:

:rules:

It was rather funny though I'll give you that ... ;)






:p
 
But things don't come much greener than orgasm organic vegeables do they :shrug:
 
Right! pay up Ven or I will start to get nasty
This is a taster of what I am capable of..............................:p :D

[youtube]VjxY7xmhJ6o[/youtube]
 
Venomator said:


:lol: ... nice one Nod ... :thumbs: ... and it sort of does ... :suspect: ... but it is not really a photograph per se is it ... :rules: ... made I laugh too but also set me to wondering if I could do with such a contraption ... :thinking: ... you can never have enough Green ... :love:
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Surely it's a series of photograhs all shown in a very fast slideshow?

And isn't it cheating to put your post counter on hold? I'm sure that's called Clocking in the motor trade... :suspect: ;)
 
Recognise this one Ven? :suspect:

green.jpg



The only time you did an edit of one of my images and what did you do?

Turn my nice red dragon fluorescent green! :bat:

:lol:
 
Nod said:
And isn't it cheating to put your post counter on hold? I'm sure that's called Clocking in the motor trade... :suspect: ;)
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Post count doesn't go up in 'Out of Focus'. :rules: :)
 
The only Green amusing photo I could find (so far ;))

kipper.jpg
 
Cobra said:
Right! pay up Ven or I will start to get nasty
This is a taster of what I am capable of..............................:p :D

[youtube]VjxY7xmhJ6o[/youtube]
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:eek: ... Oh NOOoooooooo ... :eek: ... NOT Tom Jones ... :runaway:



You win Cobra ... :suspect: ... nearly ... :lol:






:p
 
Susane said:
Recognise this one Ven? :suspect:

green.jpg



The only time you did an edit of one of my images and what did you do?

Turn my nice red dragon fluorescent green! :bat:

:lol:
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Moi Susane ... :shrug: ... I don't think anyone would believe you on that ... :suspect:


Brought back memories though ... ;) ... and that Green is a bit special innit ... :D







:p
 
richmond said:
Post count doesn't go up in 'Out of Focus'. :rules: :)
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:lol: ... quite correct as it prevents scammers ... sorry spammers ... :D


Actually forgot this at first and had a go at all the Admin team for freezing my count ... :naughty:








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mrgubby said:
The only Green amusing photo I could find (so far ;))

kipper.jpg
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That's actually rather cool MrG ... :thumbs: ... although those two definitely don't look too amused ... :naughty: ... au contraire imhgo ... :D


That said it is only the background that's Green and not the subjects ... :suspect:







:p
 
Venomator said:



That's actually rather cool MrG ... :thumbs: ... although those two definitely don't look too amused ... :naughty: ... au contraire imhgo ... :D


That said it is only the background that's Green and not the subjects ... :suspect:




:p
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It's the background I was shooting :shrug:
 
Venomator said:
Well you did sneak Green in at least once ... :thumbs: ... but it hardly constitutes the theme Ashers ... :suspect: ... :rules:


Great web site though thanx ... :thumbs:







:p
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just thought the green website is like an alcoholics anonymous :D for green lovers lol
 
Got this in an email, not really green i know, but its a snake,

[YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8BmOQqukRY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8BmOQqukRY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]
 
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