Council Tax

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Council tax valuators want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street.


The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.


Her car isn't registered or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.


Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.


A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.


All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.


Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.


The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control!


Honestly - - - - who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
 
LOL :clap:
 
That's set me up for the morning :lol:
 
:clap::clap: Clever
 
Very good :lol::lol::lol:
Gonna steal that for another forum if thats ok with you
Bob :thumbs:
 
Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol; really didn't see that one coming!!! :bonk:
 
rwotton said:
Stolen / borrowed from another forum

Council tax valuators want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street.


The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.


Her car isn't registered or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.


Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.


A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.


All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.


Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.


The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control!


Honestly - - - - who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
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Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.

These two are in my regiment, there a complete waste of space, period!!:cuckoo:
 
I pay £97 a month so I can get my bin emptied once every two weeks now, ****ing joke.
 
people can we keep the responses aimed purley at the joke rather than any political/royalistic/anti royalist comments. This was only a little bit of humour and I don't want others to take offence.

Thanks
 
I would agree.

If you want to have a discussion about the usage of your council tax, feel free to start one. I'd be more than happy to contribute :annoyed:
 
PapaLazarou said:
I pay £97 a month so I can get my bin emptied once every two weeks now, ****ing joke.
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Deliberately defeating the swear filter is against the rules, so don't do it. :nono:

Thanks
 
:thumbs:

And I didn't look in this thread because I thought it was someone having a rant
 
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