Could you have done better?

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I'm a bit dissappointed by the photo accompanying this story:

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All I can say is that it made my eyes water.

Ian.
 
I guess I don't spend enough time in this forum :(

Apologies for the double post. Maybe it will make three more people smile :)

Ian.
 
it's new to me. just how do you explain that one ?????
 
it's new to me. just how do you explain that one ?????
so there I was getting out of the shower, and it was a bit on the warm side. I opened the bathroom window and reached up to pop in the bit of pipe I use to keep the window wedged open. Unfortunately my hands were still a bit soapy and..... whoops!

Nah, I wouldn't believe it either. I don't think the geezer even tried to make up an excuse though.
 
A bit of a pipe wet dream I guess :shrug: :D
 
I have heard of the hoover ones but a steel pipe, did he think the condom may burst so he had it armoured
 
Perhaps he was a Mike Oldfield fan
 
I'd have just started thinking of Susan Boyle naked and it'd have fallen right off. :thumbsdown:
 
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