itsdavedotnet
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- Edit My Images
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- The bigger your watermark, chances are the less likely anyone would want to use your picture in the first place.
- nikon vs canon is a monumentally boring conversation. When it's being had deeply ironically and sarcastically, usually by bored snappers waiting for someone famous but boring to do something, please don't interject with any actual serious comment.
- anyone who uses the phrase 'latent image' when trying to explain why they shoot film
- anyone who tries to make that they shoot film the sole unique factor about their work.
- 'iphoneography'
- how do you know if someone shoots Leica? They tell you. Incessantly.
- workshophotographers. Especially the wedding BS ones. Those who can't.... teach!
(some even go to the next level and flog their own 'reccommended' or 'signature' stupidly marked up pieces of equipment to their gullible following)
- pretty much every 'photography blog'.
- anyone who mentions THAT BLOODY EPISODE OF HOUSE when talking about why slrs are good to shoot video on.
- 'oh someone'll trip up and break that there' when I put my camera on the floor, out of the way. Yeah but, on the floor, IT CAN'T FALL OFF THE BLOODY TABLE CAN IT. don't care how dirty the floor is - far safer there.
- people who abuse 'work experience' or 'interns' as unpaid bag carriers/assistants/fluffers on shoots. Absolutely unacceptable, and massively disrespectful, especially if you're a decently paid fashion advertising photographer, shooting for a major brand in a £1k a day studio. I've called people out on it before and will continue to do so.
Doesn't irk me, but when I shoot events there's (for some reason) often someone from the PR firm or events company or something wielding an SLR and very clearly having no idea what they're really doing with it. I am always rather worried that those pictures will for some reason end up on social media or something, especially if (worst of all!) there's a possibility that someone will think that they're mine.
Inevitably at some point, usually when I'm using a big lens, said photographer will come up to me because they can't restrain themselves from passing comment on a 200 f2. Always amusing, and sure, I'll let you have a quick play with it at a quiet moment - but if I see a picture, don't be offended if I snatch it back off you!
*deep breath*
- nikon vs canon is a monumentally boring conversation. When it's being had deeply ironically and sarcastically, usually by bored snappers waiting for someone famous but boring to do something, please don't interject with any actual serious comment.
- anyone who uses the phrase 'latent image' when trying to explain why they shoot film
- anyone who tries to make that they shoot film the sole unique factor about their work.
- 'iphoneography'
- how do you know if someone shoots Leica? They tell you. Incessantly.
- workshophotographers. Especially the wedding BS ones. Those who can't.... teach!
- pretty much every 'photography blog'.
- anyone who mentions THAT BLOODY EPISODE OF HOUSE when talking about why slrs are good to shoot video on.
- 'oh someone'll trip up and break that there' when I put my camera on the floor, out of the way. Yeah but, on the floor, IT CAN'T FALL OFF THE BLOODY TABLE CAN IT. don't care how dirty the floor is - far safer there.
- people who abuse 'work experience' or 'interns' as unpaid bag carriers/assistants/fluffers on shoots. Absolutely unacceptable, and massively disrespectful, especially if you're a decently paid fashion advertising photographer, shooting for a major brand in a £1k a day studio. I've called people out on it before and will continue to do so.
Doesn't irk me, but when I shoot events there's (for some reason) often someone from the PR firm or events company or something wielding an SLR and very clearly having no idea what they're really doing with it. I am always rather worried that those pictures will for some reason end up on social media or something, especially if (worst of all!) there's a possibility that someone will think that they're mine.
Inevitably at some point, usually when I'm using a big lens, said photographer will come up to me because they can't restrain themselves from passing comment on a 200 f2. Always amusing, and sure, I'll let you have a quick play with it at a quiet moment - but if I see a picture, don't be offended if I snatch it back off you!
*deep breath*
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