Confucius say

[Daisey]

If you are in a book store and cannot find the book you are looking for,

you're obviously in the.....

Got that in an email today.

 

[gazza2168]

, that is good!!!!

 

[MScotts]

Yep, still dead funny, albeit it's been posted on here at least a couple of times:

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=173108

http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=183150

 

[Daisey]

Sorry, I didn't realise it had been posted before, it's the first time I've seen it.
Did make me laugh though.

 

[Steep]

Confucius also say..

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
etc.
etc.
etc.