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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said 'Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was
in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead
of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home, so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. But out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the
doctor.
The 80-year-old said, 'If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said 'Things are
great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was
in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead
of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home, so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. But out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the
doctor.
The 80-year-old said, 'If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.
