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A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him.
He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?"
Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40.
She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work.
When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asking her what the matter was now, she replied
"Your horse phoned."
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Now Then, if your under 18 promise me you won't scroll down to the next one
I watchinng you Matt!
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together,
and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her,
"Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder.
Rubbing her eyes she says:
"Dad says, 'f'crissakes give him the friggin' blowjob or I'll have to blow him but,
tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the bloody intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?"
Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40.
She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work.
When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asking her what the matter was now, she replied
"Your horse phoned."
.......................................................................................................
Now Then, if your under 18 promise me you won't scroll down to the next one
I watchinng you Matt!
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together,
and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her,
"Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder.
Rubbing her eyes she says:
"Dad says, 'f'crissakes give him the friggin' blowjob or I'll have to blow him but,
tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the bloody intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
@ first. Havnt read second.
