Is it not past your bedtime ?, and have you got your mummy's permission to be on the computer ?
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Hopefully you'll start acting your age now then![]()



Growing old is obligatory, growing up is optional ...![]()
You 'splashed out' looking at porn sites??????????![]()



Growing old is obligatory, growing up is optional ...![]()
Happy Birthday Chris!
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I'd buy you a birthdayChris but as you're 13 that would be naughty
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You 'splashed out' looking at porn sites??????????![]()
What with you being 13 now, the forum Staff better set your perms to only access the sections allowable to the < 16s![]()
Oh, and many happy returns Chris, hope you have a grand birthday![]()
That's a thousand years old, innit??
never do that, loads is free![]()
although I do feel like it sometimes I ain't quite that old![]()


Nooooo it's Pernod & Cider![]()
Sorry to break it to you....
But you look it
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Psssst! Want me to get them to club together to buy you nice Rolex?
Happy birthday. Remember: never slough in Slough.



happy birthday pal, even if its the 5th time youve reached teenager status! nothin wrong with actin like a teen in a geriatric body![]()


another spotty teenagers birthday
sigh
next you will be on a street corner drinking cider and getting them young girls pregnant
happy birthday cobra

There is always one spoil sport aint there ?Happy Birthday mate. No alchohol allowed.
Kev.



Meet me back of the pub and ill fetch the beer for you! While you wait you can get smashed on red bull! But only seeing as its your Birthday!



Oh no.... here come the mood swings... puberty and all that lot.... I'll talk to you again when you hit 20
Happy Birthday Chris![]()
Happy birthday, you old codger................![]()