Chicken

[viv1969]

All hail the conkering Mods

Oh that's Acorn-y one!

 

[DorsetDude]

These tree puns are getting repetitive, we need to think outside the box.

 

[Cobra]

These tree puns are getting repetitive, we need to think outside the box.

Don't go Rowening a good discussion with log-ic

 

[Nod]

Oakay, who started it? I walnut stand for this sort of behazelviour. Not for alder cAsh in the world.

 

[DorsetDude]

Don't go Rowaning a good discussion with log-ic

Respect your Elders!

Jesus wants me for a hornbeam

 

[Cobra]

Respect your Elders!

Jesus wants me for a hornbeam

That deserves a birching,

 

[DorsetDude]

That deserves a birching,

Thats the third time that ones been used in this thread.

If you could cedar look on my face right now..

 

[Cobra]

Thats the third time that ones been used in this thread.

Quite a few others are repeats too, so don't go trying to make yourself Poplar.
Its quite plane to see what you are trying to do

 

[viv1969]

Just give it a rest you lot...Oak-ay?

 

[DorsetDude]

Quite a few others are repeats too, so don't go trying to make yourself Poplar.
Its quite plane to see what you are trying to do

BZZZZZZT!!!! repetition again. (Tautology?)

Or are you just teaking the P now?

 

[DorsetDude]

Just give it a rest you lot...Oak-ay?

BZZZT!!! Repetition.

A £1 sessile not repeat any already used puns.

 

[crofter]

Does Turkey Oak taste like Turkey ? eh,

 

[viv1969]

BZZZT!!! Repetition.

A £1 sessile not repeat any already used puns.

I checked, you're right....I'll conced(ar) that.

 

[DorsetDude]

I checked, you're right....I'll conced(ar) that.

BZZZT!


#47 dear.

 

[Cobra]

BZZZZZZT!!!! repetition again. (Tautology?)

Or are you just teaking the P now?

Just the Polar, not one has mentioned "plane" before,
I still get half a point.
Even if it was a needle point

 

[SarahLee]

Acacia hadn't noticed, we're now way off the original topic.

(Just hatching a plan to move onto the chicken yolks )

 

[Gremlin]

Acacia hadn't noticed, we're now way off the original topic.

(Just hatching a plan to move onto the chicken yolks )

We need @dejongj to help you with Sarah, he's the eggspert

 

[Nod]

That was going to be eggsactly my point. Good on you tor frying to get us back on track after we got scrambled.

Would someone else like to start or shell I?

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

I'm seriously r"egg"retting reading this thread now. Anyway I'll stop willowing in self pity and have my dinner. Possibly chicken

 

[viv1969]

Shell I start the yolks?

 

[Cobra]

Shell I start the yolks?

And I'll collate them into an albumen

 

[Gremlin]

And I'll collate them into an albumen

You'll get all scrambled and coddle them

 

[viv1969]

And I'll collate them into an albumen

Now that's using your NOGgin

 

[Cobra]

You'll get all scrambled and coddle them

No it'll be fine, I'll get it white first time

Now that's using your NOGgin

Nice of you to Advocaat(e) it

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

Why not you can always crack a goodun'

 

[Gremlin]

He's too egghausted to answer

 

[Cobra]

He's too egghausted to answer

Nope I'm here, better latebra than never

 

[Gremlin]

Nope I'm here, better latebra than never

There you obsessed with chests again, we're talking eggs not boobs even if they are both ovoid

 

[viv1969]

There you obsessed with chests again, we're talking eggs not boobs even if they are both ovoid

Best nip that in the bud

 

[Cobra]

There you obsessed with chests again, we're talking eggs not boobs even if they are both ovoid

And "latebra" is not part of an egg?
Chalaza! <in the voice of Mork >

(and they both were last time I looked )

 

[Gremlin]

And "latebra" is not part of an egg?
Chalaza! <in the voice of Mork >

(and they both were last time I looked )

Stop showing off, do you look often

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

I think you guys need to huevo word with yourselves

 

[simon ess]

Think the mods should scotch this thread.

 

[simon ess]

Isn't it ova yet?

 

[Cobra]

Think the mods should scotch this thread.

Well you wombed womb'ent you?

 

[DorsetDude]

We've moved on to egg puns from tree ones then have we? Who did that? They should be barned. <facepalm>