Chicken

[BRASH]

I once ate a bit of a Pine tree I was hacking away at with a pen knife because it looked like chicken breast. To my great disappointment it didn't taste like chicken.

 

[viv1969]

I'll alert the media

 

[BRASH]

I'll alert the media

I already did at the time. IKEA made an ad poster featuring the incident.

 

[simon ess]

That's puzzling.

I thought everything tasted like chicken.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

That's puzzling.

I thought everything tasted like chicken.

What if you are a vegetarian?

 

[simon ess]

What if you are a vegetarian?

You probably still taste like chicken.

 

[SarahLee]

True story.
I once ate a chicken breast at a restaurant called The Pine Tree.
To my great relief, it tasted like chicken.

That wasn't quite as exciting as the first story was it?

 

[Tigger.ufo]

You probably still taste like chicken.

 

[BRASH]

True story.
I once ate a chicken breast at a restaurant called The Pine Tree.

Spooky. Truth is often stranger than fiction.

 

[Cobra]

That's puzzling.
I thought everything tasted like chicken.

Not even chicken these days

What if you are a vegetarian?

You probably still taste like chicken.

Pork I believe

 

[crofter]

Probably pining for chicken

 

[Cobra]

Probably pining for chicken

Don't be a sap

 

[BRASH]

Those kind of comments really needle me.

 

[viv1969]

Probably pining for chicken

To spruce up the menu?

 

[BRASH]

To spruce up the menu?

That's not a very funny oak!!

 

[crofter]

To spruce up the menu?

Fir enough.

 

[crofter]

That's not a very funny oak!!

Barking up the wrong tree now.

 

[Cobra]

Barking up the wrong tree now.

Yew got it

 

[viv1969]

That's not a very funny oak!!

Leaf it out!

 

[BRASH]

I'm so glad I bring such happiness to so many people. It's really nice to be so Poplar.

 

[SarahLee]

I'm so glad I bring such happiness to so many people. It's really nice to be so Poplar.

OK I'll go out on a limb and admit I'm quite frond of you too.

 

[crofter]

I wooden go quite that far

 

[BRASH]

I wooden go quite that far

I wood!!

 

[crofter]

I wood!!

Should change your name to Brush,

 

[Cobra]

Should change your name to Brush,

Thats not a bad idea bud,
but can we not just "shoot" him?

 

[viv1969]

I wood!!

Isn't that the new Apple device to combat erectile dysfunction?

 

[BRASH]

Isn't that the new Apple device to combat erectile dysfunction?

I've never suffered that but beech to their own.

 

[LASTOLITE]

Yew all need to get back on thread

 

[Ian D J]

I'll just "leave" this doodle here and call it a night.

 

[simon ess]

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "so, what do you think about this mad cow disease?"

"Doesn't bother me - I'm a chicken."

 

[Nod]

Should change your name to Brush,

Why? BrASH is good enough...

 

[DorsetDude]

The alder I get the more I despair of all these puns

 

[Tigger.ufo]

The alder I get the more I despair of all these puns

I'm just sycamore of them...

 

[DorsetDude]

I wonder if the mods maple the thread if it gets much worse

 

[Tigger.ufo]

It'll be the birch for you then...

 

[Cobra]

It'll be the birch for you then...

You can be my birch any time Heather

 

[Tigger.ufo]

You can be my birch any time Heather

Not that old chestnut again

 

[Cobra]

I wonder if the mods maple the thread if it gets much worse

We'll leaf it for a bit, to see if it gets any more nuts

 

[Cobra]

Not that old chestnut again

Now don't start pining

 

[Tigger.ufo]

We'll leaf it for a bit, to see if it gets any more nuts

All hail the conkering Mods