cheer me up.

Petrol is back below a quid a litre :) that cheered me up...until I remembered how much it used to be
 
ive just realised my teabag split when i gulped the rest of my brew......


you can imagine me running round the house gagging with a mouth full of tea, that should cheer you up!
 
whitewash said:
ive just realised my teabag split when i gulped the rest of my brew......


you can imagine me running round the house gagging with a mouth full of tea, that should cheer you up!
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yuk i hate tea :(

although that would normally amuse me, i'd swap a gobful of tea for the worst girlie pains ever....
 
You want a video of me nailing my hand to the desk with a nail gun?

I've not got one, but I'll go find my hammer if you want :)
 
Mojo Jojo said:
mebbe.... :naughty:
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Sorry darlin' didn't think you'd actually wanna see that, or I wouldn't have offered :D


Funny, I'm sure I've said that before...:naughty:
 
You could always take a look at my cartoons (the latest being No 8). :naughty: :nuts: :D
 
ChrisMClark said:
You want a video of me nailing my hand to the desk with a nail gun?

I've not got one, but I'll go find my hammer if you want :)
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I'd give you the entire contents of my paypal account to see that!
 
i can ban joe if that helps..
 
Ian D J said:
You could always take a look at my cartoons (the latest being No 8). :naughty: :nuts: :D
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i shall do right away! can u do one about me and a big 360degree panorama on a big tube that fell to peices?

Jimmy_Lemon said:
You can come be miserable with me and my man flu? :(
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man flu! pah. i tut at you and your man flu

Flash In The Pan said:
It could be worse, we have to shave every day :naughty::exit:
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at least i dont have to worry about that, i have neck down alopecia....:p

Matt Sayle said:
That did make me laugh :lol:
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dont encourage him matt! :nono:

welly said:
I'd give you the entire contents of my paypal account to see that!
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Same. do it!

matty said:
i can ban joe if that helps..
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That would help. thanks ;) x
 
Rozzy said:
u wanna start a miserable peoples niche club of TP???? ill be the admin. if not, have a look at my dog driving car thread! its hilarious!!!!!!!
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can i be officer in charge of issusing painkillers?
x
 
Mojo Jojo said:
can i be officer in charge of issusing painkillers?
x
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Can i have some of those later? Having my shoulder, back and neck manipulated, that always leaves some painful bruising and swelling, normally cant move my arm for a few hours afterwards.

Oh i also miss-read your sig first off. :eek:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
It could be worse, we have to shave every day :naughty::exit:
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HAVE to? Can't remember the last time I shaved, although I do have some pix of before (similar to now) and after (thinner and pastier face with bloody bog roll on the cuts).
 
Rozzy said:
ahhhh, having a penis i tend not to have girlie pains.......................

but i see where you're coming from ;)
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Hmm - I too have one of those, but I get pains from my girlie almost all the time these days..
 
Mojo Jojo said:
i've had the worst day ever! cheer me up now please. :(
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Have you had a haircut?

or maybe you've lost weight?

You're looking good anyway.



(this service provided by 'generic girly uplift plc')
 
A little while back at work, (in a Developing and Printing shop,) a letter had been hand posted through the door when we arrived in the morning. The instructions on the envelope said, "Please print all images on the enclosed card at 7"x5", I will collect them this afternoon at 3pm. Many thanks, Mrs Smith."

Upon opening it we found........














wait for it....:D















The battery from her point and shoot camera!! :lol::D:clap:

Needless to say, her prints weren't ready when she came in for them!:thinking:


Well, it cheered me up anyway! :)

Name of client has been changed to protect her stupidity, sorry, identity.
 
Maybe a day late, but i had a chuckle

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Sorry i need to go to the gym in a mo to burn some stress off after working 2x 24hr shifts this and a day long course since Tuesday, then i think bed for a several hours are in order.

Although id properly do it all wrong, meaning youd have to redo it any way lol
 
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