Card cloning

[joxby]

So, some Kosovan refugee falls out of a crate of imported brush handles, in rags, no speaky English, "please to save from the poverty of mi homeland", clones my ATM card with presumably some banana skin and cotton pulled from his holey shirt....I mean, what else could he use ? he's a persecuted street urchin in Kosova, and relieves my bank account of 400 flippin squids.
He's just got deported this week for the 8th time in 2 years, he stays 2 months, claims benefit, robs banks and in his spare time plans his new identity he will require for his return after immigration catches up with him.
The bank will refund my account and everybody else will pay for it and everything else.......hmmm......:bang:

new purchases are cancelled untill further notice...

 

[Steep]

bummer, it seems it's something that's becoming more and more common.

 

[whitewash]

shoot on sight?

its the only way to deter illegals, if you want to come into this country use the legitimate asylum system, if you choose not to use them then expect to be shot because quite clearly your asylum case wouldnt be accepted so you choose other means to enter our country and rape its bones.

 

[pxl8]

shoot on sight?

(Stephen Fry mode)

Would that it were, would that it were.

(end)

Assuming of course you can only shoot the illegals that were either a) fully aware of what they were getting into when they paid a small fortune to get in illegally or b) made their own way in with no help from anyone else then shoot away.

Sadly it's not that clear cut, nothing ever is...

 

[NathanJT]

The thing is those in catagory (b) should be allowed to stay as they obviously have more about them than half the chavs sat on their arses in this country anyway!

 

[pxl8]

Maybe we could swap chavs for illegals.... Noel Edmonds could present... Are you smarter than a chav? Yes, welcome citizen

 

[NathanJT]

Fantastic idea And we could have a public phone vote of where to send the Chav to!

Text "Outer Mongolia" to 63755 etc...

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

... That'll work, at least the illegals will 'know' they're not voting for an exterior wall paint.

 

[NathanJT]

Lmao!