Caption help please

[kelack]

I make cards as well as take piccies and am doing my invites for mine and my husband's joint 30th party. Trouble is, I'm having a total sense of humour failure and can't come up with anything witty to go with this picture:

Needs to be funny but clean(ish)

Can anyone help please, going insane trying to think of anything :shrug:

 

[theMusicMan]

We run a monthly caption competition on my site... would you like me to post it there and see what my mad members can come up with for you...?

 

[madmitch]

it ithn't ithing on the candles it's my teef, I jutht spat them out when i blew on them.

 

[kelack]

We run a monthly caption competition on my site... would you like me to post it there and see what my mad members can come up with for you...?

Please

Lol - Madmitch - good but not quite what I was after

Really I want it to relate to a party witha band iyswim

 

[theMusicMan]

Ok... done.

http://www.themouthpiece.com/vb/showthread.php?p=553324#post553324

 

[kelack]

Ta muchly (except I didn't draw it - it;s a stamp I've bought! Can't draw for toffee )

 

[theMusicMan]

OK, I will amend the post on tMP for ya.

 

[kelack]

Cheers- don't want to get in copyright trouble lol

 

[Dino f]

"Thet said they wanted some fancy lighting for the party tonight,....................so i swapped the candles for fireworks".

 

[Cobra]

When you said take your teeth out and blow this, This is not quite what I had in mind
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Jonny began to realise that its a fact of life, the older you get the more candles you get the less puff you actually have to do something about them.

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[kelack]

When you said take your teeth out and blow this, This is not quite what I had in mind
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Jonny began to realise that its a fact of life, the older you get the more candles you get the less puff you actually have to do something about them.

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Very good

but this has tickled me the most

I told you not to put a candle on for every year - it's just melted me false teeth!

Thanks muchly MusicMan

 

[oldgit]

I've counted twice and theres only 76 candles you daft old bat

 

[kelack]

sort of thing my husband would call me

 

[jeangenie]

"Wot did yer say? Sixty candles? One for every ....wot?"


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Kelack began to regret telling Mr Kelack what the candles represented. His memory was getting much worse than she thought.

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Mr Kelack, singing falsetto, Happy Birthday to Us!
(Definitions: 'falsetto' = minus false teeth)

 

[kelack]

 

[chrisiow]

If you light that lot we'll have the bleedin' fire brigade round!

 

[kelack]

:lol