Caption Competition

just wait til the girls see this bikini wax
 
I said it's a pack animal not pack the animal

oops I've done the wrong one hahaha forgive me ;)
 
When i said give the old sow a pearl necklace, that's not what i had in mind.
:coat:
 
:lol::lol::lol:@ madmitch
 
And guess what my too risque comment was! :bang:

Damn me for being a puritan! :cuckoo:
 
I saw it before the edit John....thought it was a bit risque but funny all the same :)
 
Dark Star said:
And guess what my too risque comment was! :bang:

Damn me for being a puritan! :cuckoo:
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Who dares wins :D

Can someone else post a picture as i lost my hardrive last wk end:'( and i'm waiting for new editing software for new computer.:thumbs:
 
As Dark Star lost out with the same comment, fair to pass this one to him?
 
Well I'm happy to fill the gap :D Thanks!

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PS Its my wifes cousin - she'll kill me if she finds out :D
 
Auntie M !.....its a twisterr....its a twisterr !!

The yellow brick road is thataway..........darlin.....:love:

Oyy, get stuffed Wurzel !
 
Hey Luv i'm havin me picture taken can you move over there.
 
Dark Star said:
Decided that one was tooooo risque!!!! :D
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Strange that I also type a very similar answer but deleted it before I had time to post :lol:

"Oi! gerroff touch me once more and I'll 'ave yer guts fr'a hay net"
 
summer holiday to benidorm didn't quite work out as planned....
 
I havent got a comment, but judging by the look on his face, i'd love to know where his hand is:lol:
 
Something about pearls and swine springs to mind
 
madmitch said:
2 halves in the Red Lion and she's anyones.
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Madmitch get it!!! Thats the one for me!:lol:

But if he still needs to hand the baton on (see above) then in 2nd place I'll pass to Ajophotog

Ajophotog said:
Hey Luv i'm havin me picture taken can you move over there
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Thanks Dark Star, still no editing software so take it away AJ :thumbs:
 
I think I am to late but maye have gone with: -
"She cunningly wore the brightest top possible to distract the viewers from the scarecrow she had accidentally glued to her arse!"
 
Sorry Guy's I'll hand over to anyone as I can't find a suitable shot :( I found one of my daughters shots :)

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Right then Katie, Pete............. just one big smile for the camera.

Mr and Mrs Andre on their latest photo shoot!
 
Just keep smiling and dont move ..... perhaps the new puppy will get bored and go back to chewing the furniture.
 
Ken, why do you keep saying " a gottle of gear"?
 
Is that a banana in your shorts or are you just pleased to see me!
 
Who said plastic wasn't fantastic?
 
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