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Calling all nymphomaniacs
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ever tried shouting that in the SU bar ......
anything beats onetwoonetwoonewo when setting up mikes
I made a small bet with myself as I hit "send" that either you or heppers
would be one of the first posters
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I made a small bet with myself as I hit "send" that either you or heppers
would be one of the first posters
What did you win?
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I made a small bet with myself as I hit "send" that either you or heppers
would be one of the first posters
Heppers will be along shortly...he's probably watching Coronation Street at the mo'...it's so much more "him" too.
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Its available on the world wide web, if you know where to look
I'm a bit too tired to do any "stalking" tonight, will you take a rain check Dee ?
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Yes?
I'm a bit too tired to do any "stalking" tonight, will you take a rain check Dee ?
Pffft, dont know a good thing when it slaps you in the face
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Pffft, dont know a good thing when it slaps you in the face
But thats the usual "conclusion" anyway
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Its available on the world wide web, if you know where to look
Dee, I looked under nymphsareus But came up with Ray :shrug:
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ever tried shouting that in the SU bar ......
anything beats onetwoonetwoonewo when setting up mikes
agree with you there - I end up saying twinkle twinkle little star 
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I'm a bit too tired to do any "stalking" tonight, will you take a rain check Dee ?
cluck, cluck
typically blokish, starts something he can't finish 
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Im sorry, but I am hitting it up for the Colchester boys first
And with the mic discussion going on... I tend to blow into it and then tap it a couple of times
Really?
This thread is great and has really brightened my day, many thanks all
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Blimey is this still going ?
Cool
I used to be able to do that but I am less flexible these days comes with
age I guess
Its been a long week Yvonne but wait till I have had a beer then ask me again
Oh wait a minute "that" might not work either
But at least I have a few good leads now
Cool
.. I tend to blow into it and then tap it a couple of times
I used to be able to do that but I am less flexible these days comes with
age I guess
Thanks for checking in KelThis thread is great and has really brightened my day, many thanks all
And another "thanks for checking in" I am making lists you knowHa ha as if I looked.....
cluck, cluck
Its been a long week Yvonne but wait till I have had a beer then ask me again
Oh wait a minute "that" might not work either
But at least I have a few good leads now
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But at least I have a few good leads now
Brings to mind the old Churchill joke
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill Well, I suppose we would have to discuss terms, of course
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, weve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
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Brings to mind the old Churchill joke
........... Now we are haggling about the price.
I have heard it before but it still a "goodie"
In the same vein
the alter boy confesses to his "father" that he has sinned with a "loose woman"
the father then goes on to ask who it was
but the boy refuses to answer
The father persists
Was it Mary?
No father
Was it Jane
no father
was it was it Lynn?
No father
Well as you will not say, I want you to say 4 hail Mary's
and you are not permitted to be in the choir for a whole month,
now go and reflect on what I have said
out side the the boy was met by his best friend who asked
What did you get?
The other lad replied a month off and 3 good leads
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Probably recorded the omnibus edition on Sunday and he's watching it over and over :shrug:
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aye a think its all the people evacuted from Blackpool
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I'm a straight male nympho btw, but I guess that's no help. 
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I'm a straight male nympho btw, but I guess that's no help.
Thanks for the offer Mark but no!